Bisexual-Wanderer

He/Him 19. Bisexual nerd with Housamo brainrot.

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Introductory Post...thingy.

Hey, folks! Name's bisexual-wanderer, but you can call me Bray. This is a second blog for @fenrisprime2003 . I decided to make a new thing for Housamo ramblings so that they don't get lumped in with my SWTOR/Sci Fi stuff. So, to introduce myself, I got into Housamo about two years ago. Haven't played it in a while, but I hope to change that very soon.

I like to play as the 4th Protagonist. I do have headcannons for names and personalities for each version of the protag, but I'll get into that later.

Dunno what else to say, so I'll finish things off by listing some of my top 5 harem members. Shiro, because we need more nerds with hunky builds.

Bathym, because...do I need to say it?

Hakumen, because she was my gateway into this game. I'm pretty sure I'm one of her only five fans in the fandom.

Xolotl, because he is adorable.

Tezcatlipoca, because he is voice by DIO.

Can you guess my type based on these alone?

Anyway, I hope to get to know more of you guys, and if you have any asks, feel free to hit me up!

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New femsamo just got revealed

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Straight male and lesbian Housamo fans when they FINALLY get another queen:

Famous Amos & IPod Da DJ goes insane, Amos Rose up from The Dead of a casket

Amos & IPod Back At it this time it’s Halloween 🎃

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You guys want another Hakumen headcanon?

No? Too bad, here's one anyway. I imagine Haku was Comphet for a time.

For those of you who don't know, comphet is short for compulsory heterosexuality. Basically, it's when a queer person acts straight in order to feel 'normal' and accepted by society. In game, Haku is quite explicit about having a male harem, despite being attracted to both genders. While this can be an example of what TV Tropes calls 'But Not Too Bi', I like to think of it differently. I like to think things differently. In one event, Haku shows that she does have some genuine remorse for some of the past actions she committed, which I imagine extends to her obsession with Nuwa. Out of a sense of guilt, she suppresses this part of her, hoping to surround herself with people who worship and love her. But, this act of suppression doesn't make her feel happy in the slightest, leaving her empty inside. It wouldn't be until the protagonist arrives and she remembers who she truly loves and desires.

I know this doesn't really apply if you play a male protagonist. But I tend to ship Haku with MC2 anyway, so...

Lemme know what you think.

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Yet another headcannon

Bathym and Hakumen are BFFs

Honestly, these two gay dorks fit so well with eachother. Their looks, the way they act, ect. To me, they just fit way too well together. ...platonically, at least.

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Based on the pinned post, I assume your taste would be.....Mexican. That or you're into thick thighs.

Why not both?

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I see there is another bisexual in the fandom here 👀. Hello! 👋

Hello, hello! Glad to meet someone who swings both ways!

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remember in sonic x when topaz on screen took rouge on a date, have her a gemed ring and then fell on the floor sobbing when they’d never see each other again like they really did that

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like holy shit guys you didn’t have to go this hard but damn ya’ll did

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Wait… is that this character that handcuffed Rogue and so she said “so you’re into BDSM, huh?” in that one screencap??? That wasn’t a joke but actually in-universe flirting???

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Rouge off the shits

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sonic heritage post

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Let's goooooooooooo!

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reblog and put in the tags what character hugging you would fix you

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Tanetomo Appreciation Post

He is a certified cutie. I love his design!

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Okay I came here as soon as I heard but Hakumen is soon getting a date quest how do you feel about that! :D

Honestly? I'm pretty hyped! Can't wait to smooch da foxy!

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Since it's summer time, I put all of my Housamo crushes in revealing outfits

I luv them

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Did the character sorter

Link if you wanna try it yourself

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MC2 x Hakumen x Durga headcanons

Doin' one for all three this time.

🤍 They got together some time after Chapter 6. MC2 brought Durga along with her to Roppongi. Nothing too complicated. They met, they regularly spent more time together afterword, and eventually realized that they have feeling for each other.

🤍 Both Hakumen and Durga love being scratched. Haku loves it underneath her chin, tails, or belly. Durga also likes it on the chin and behind the ears. They also make affectionate little noises when this happens. Durga will mew or purr and Haku likes to make fox noises.

🤍 Haku is a big eater, believe it or not (thanks Tsath for this one), and really loves sweet and savory foods. MC2 doesn't eat nearly as much, but she's happy to buy whatever makes Haku happy. Durga tries to limit herself to only eating what she needs to and sticking to healthy foods, but she does sneak in a cheat day here and there.

🤍 All three of them also love sweets. Haku absolutely adores anything with chocolate and loves it when MC2 feeds her. Durga has gotten better at indulging herself, but she still tries to limit how much sugar she takes in. However, she eventually caves in if her lovers offer her some.

🤍 Durga has been working on getting both MC2 and Haku into more athletic stuff such as morning jogs or spending an afternoon at a batting center. They're getting better, but still noticably slower than Durga. In return, both Hakumen and MC2 have been indulding Durga in more relaxing activates, such as watching a live performance or spending an evening playing video games.

🤍 When it comes to resting or sleeping, MC2 absolutely loves being in between both Hakumen and Durga. Curves on one side, muscles on the other. However, it does sometimes come with its difficulties. Hakumen tends to hog the blanket much of the time, and she always has the AC running since she has thicker fur. And it doesn't matter how Durga sleeps, she will always end up sprawled out, sometimes on top of MC2 and Haku. Good luck getting her off, because it's generally impossible to wake her up.