ALWAYS BEST PERUSE

"Did you really make a fanfic about robots having sex. On god you need to get a life. This is just sad." -  GokuvsSuperman117    they, 23, robot lover             

[flakeeyplants]

Bit messy but I wanted to post smth

[random-cockroach]

Originally there were another characters, but they didn't fit well to a runaway scene as this fully legal duo who manages to do some clown acrobatic tricks on their way out

[ostolero]

[itonakoart]

I'm still not over seeing prowl in the background clapping quietly in the middle of a revolution

[classjezter]

PREGNANT JAZZ EVERYBODY‼️

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[yaelforsure]

Computer make this guy pregnant

[garaks-padded-bra]

I wish adhd didnt have the reputation of the oh my god you people cant do anything disorder because i feel like i am barely staying afloat at every single moment of my life dawg. Maybe i have adhd 2 but um jesus fucking christ, jesus christ,

[garaks-padded-bra]

Like i literally feel like a loser. What do you mean the disorder is Affecting me. It shouldnt be doing that, ppl online said thats cringe. Thats not allowed

[garaks-padded-bra]

Like when i say this i mean even getting dressed in the morning takes me fucking forever cuz i genuinely get distracted between putting my left sock on and my right. I forget things literally instantly. I get so little sleep cuz i cant ration out my time doing everything else on top of my 2 jobs. Switching tabs while im working to go grab a file leads me to stop what im doing because I FORGOT I WAS WORKING

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[jewish-joy]

I volunteer at an elementary school through a school club. For the end of year party, I was discussing the logistics with the organization's president when she broke the news that there'd be no pizza.

"Aw, shucks!" Was my response. "You couldn't order it from a school approved vendor? Even with our funds?

"Basically," she groaned. "The usual place isn't open that day and I wasn't going to order from the other one."

"What was the other one?" I asked.

"It's" she wrinkled her face and whispered. "A kosher pizzeria."

I waited for the follow up. It didn't come. I repeated her words. "because it's kosher ? "

"Yeah." She sighed. "I just can't endorse that. With global politics."

"You can't endorse a local restaurant so you're not getting pizza for 8 year olds?"

"Yeah. And I bet that their stuff isn't that good -"

"Actually," I interrupted. "That place is fantastic. I love their pizza."

I couldn't tell you her response because I walked away from that conversation. But I am still reeling. This is just the many ways antisemitism shows up and we are all lesser for it.

[biobe]

tfw wife doesn't fw war crimes

[squalamander]

unfortunately. me for real every time I make a spreadsheet.

[portaltwo-deactivated20211121]

chell twitch streamer. is this anything

[portaltwo-deactivated20211121]

[big-robot-fan]

Glados is there. She constantly complains that Chell is “playing the game wrong” but does so entirely through large donations, almost single handedly funding the channel

[spiderbirdo]

I’M FINALLY DONE WITH THIS

This was the original idea I had for that zag and his cult comic I did before changing it to be more comedic

Part 2

[freshstitches]

In my previous post, I talked about the stacked stitch technique and said the idea came from warp knit textiles. I promised to tell you more about these knits so here's some info.

The terms warp and weft come from weaving where they are used to describe vertical and horizontal threads respectively (image 2). As hand knitters, we don't generally use these words in relation to our craft, but they correspond to the 2 primary methods of knit fabric production. In hand knitting and on home machines, yarns travel back and forth across each row horizontally (image 3). This is also called weft knitting.

Warp knitting is a process where yarn travels vertically as the fabric is created (image 4). We, as hobbyists, rarely use this term because it is very tedious to do by hand requiring a knitting loom or a lot of patience. Each needle has its own spool of thread and the width of the fabric is essentially determined by the number of bobbins/spools used. Imagine intarsia, but each color is just one stitch wide. Each thread must constantly zigzag from needle to needle in order to create a sheet of fabric and not a series of disconnected crochet chains. This lateral movement is referred to as "shogging." Threads swing to the front of the needle (overlap) and move one unit to the side then swing behind each needle (underlap) and and move to the side one or more spaces.

Warp knits are known for being sturdier with less elasticity and than weft knits. They can be very dense like stranded colorwork or contain extremely large holes. They do not run or ladder, if a yarn breaks, the fabric will slowly unravel and only a small hole will form. 

As in weft knitting, many different textures and colorwork effects can be created using only a few, basic stitches. Tulle, athletic mesh, and flame stitch (image 1) textiles are all manufactured using warp knitting machines.

The cover photo belongs to the @vamuseum and shows a silk shawl from c.1850. I made the illustrations from scratch and I'm very proud of them, please share them so lots of people see them.

[iwasjoking]

Gay gay homo gay

Also check out a possible JP AU <- pls

[ashcremated]

reposting old art saga continues: something something no war au?? politically relevant lifechanging field trip?? that inevitably turned in my Let Yue Say Fuck agenda

[demaparbat-hp]

Existential Nihilism Squad™

[lemonade-cars]

just guys being dudes