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parkore

legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth

i dont respect america or agree with pretty much any of its international policies but i do acknowledge the necessity of its existence for the consistent production of yeehaw cowgirl anime girls with huge tits for non-americans like me to enjoy

tsukinoinaba

fwiw, America has existed long enough that even if it goes away, those can continue to exist forever, now with the added context of “girl who’s a fan of the idea of something and REALLY doesn’t know what the thing was actually like”, like any “de gozaru” samurai or ninja girl.

tainbocuailnge

good point. time to blow up the white house

shrimptin

fodsley

adds this tag to your extremely personal vent post

markovchaingang

guy who jerks off to anime girls from korean gacha games: those fucking wokealizers changed the valentines event line from "i love you, selfinsert-kun" to "i like you, selfinsert-kun". (((they))) literally can't stop trying to push their cuck agenda onto you

gal who jerks off to the spy from team fortress 2: lol i'm such a freaaaak haha. unlike those moids with their boring generic hear me outs mine are stuff like slightly abnormal hollywood actors or buff and menacing humanoid monsters

guy who jerks off to diagrams of planes: actually it's pretty normal, you know. plenty of people do it

baked-fish

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

hunbunqueen

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

baked-fish

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

ariane-ashen

I just realized we're less than a year away from this meme don't lose hope yet queens ✨💖

gaycop

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

papasmoke

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

zitongzi

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

papasmoke

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.