Oh dear

[parkore]

legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth

[kushblazer666]

[konoko]

[pissvortex]

[bgm05]

[tainbocuailnge]

i dont respect america or agree with pretty much any of its international policies but i do acknowledge the necessity of its existence for the consistent production of yeehaw cowgirl anime girls with huge tits for non-americans like me to enjoy

[tsukinoinaba]

fwiw, America has existed long enough that even if it goes away, those can continue to exist forever, now with the added context of “girl who’s a fan of the idea of something and REALLY doesn’t know what the thing was actually like”, like any “de gozaru” samurai or ninja girl.

[tainbocuailnge]

good point. time to blow up the white house

[shrimptin]

[fodsley]

adds this tag to your extremely personal vent post

[markovchaingang]

guy who jerks off to anime girls from korean gacha games: those fucking wokealizers changed the valentines event line from "i love you, selfinsert-kun" to "i like you, selfinsert-kun". (((they))) literally can't stop trying to push their cuck agenda onto you

gal who jerks off to the spy from team fortress 2: lol i'm such a freaaaak haha. unlike those moids with their boring generic hear me outs mine are stuff like slightly abnormal hollywood actors or buff and menacing humanoid monsters

guy who jerks off to diagrams of planes: actually it's pretty normal, you know. plenty of people do it

[baked-fish]

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

[hunbunqueen]

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

[baked-fish]

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

[ariane-ashen]

I just realized we're less than a year away from this meme don't lose hope yet queens ✨💖

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[papasmoke]

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

[zitongzi]

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

[papasmoke]

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

[coughloop]

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

[outofcontextarthur]

[daft-junk-blog]

cities breaking down on a camels back

[scramratz]

everyone u reblog is safe right? i feel like u reblog a lot of ppl and i just want to make sure ur vetting them all first,,,

Everybody I reblog from is evil and does crimes aplenty

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

literally every single tomodachi life screenshot i see has miis that look like either of these options and idk how to feel about this