bitchplease

Hi, I'm a 24 year old gay guy from Denmark, and this tumblr is for all my fellow queens out there, who's in doubt about wether or not they should go out drinking, flirt with the cute guy at the bar or dress up in their most sickening drag. I'm here to say "Yes you should"

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WHEN SOME GUY WON'T STOP DANCING TOO CLOSE TO ME

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WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME ABOUT THIS NEW SUPER CHEAP BAR HE DISCOVERED

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WHEN THERE'S NO NEED FOR ME TO WRITE A TITLE

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WHEN HE'S USING HIS TEETH DURING ORAL

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WHEN PEOPLE TRIES TO OUTDRINK ME AND MY FRIENDS, AND WE HARDLY FEEL A BUZZ WHILE THEY'RE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR

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WHENEVER ANYONE BUYES ME A DRINK

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WHEN MY NEIGHBORS ASKS ME IF I COULD KEEP THE NOISE DOWN THIS WEEKEND

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WHEN TWO GUYS COMES OUT FROM THE SAME TOILET AT NEVERMIND

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WHEN I PRE-GAME BY MY SELF

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WHENEVER MY FRIENDS STOP BY

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WHEN I NOT SO DISCREETLY TRY TO MAKE MY FRIENDS FIND ME A HOOKUP

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WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO TAKE MY DRINK

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WHEN MY FRIENDS DESCRIBES ME

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WHEN I LISTEN TO BUBBLE BUTT BY MAJOR LAZER

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WHEN I'M ASKED TO DO CHORES

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WHEN THE TOKEN DRUNK GIRL STARTS DANCING (ME)

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WHEN MY FRIEND TALKS ABOUT HIS HOOKUP WHO WAS TOO DRUNK TO GET IT UP