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The waddle dee cone

THEY FUCKING TOOK THE TUMMY BUDDY OUT THE BACK AND THEY KILLED HIM

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

darkcomedies

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

large-picard

happy national spaghetti day everyone!

leodette

When it suddenly crashes on you that it is real and not just a nightmare, and the dam of tears breaks 💔

danrifics

If i had a nickel for every time someone thought Phil was Dan’s dad, i’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice

bonus: the tweet about the first incident

ratttgay

they had a situationship

phillesterlover

My favorite comments on the community post

murasaki-cha

Percy @ Annabeth: I picked you because I’m not sure we’d ever be friends

Book readers:

neckpervert

the minute "Seaweed Brain" and "Wise Girl" are uttered, I will become the most annoying person you know

pseudophan

dan and phil react to every phil is not on fire! #1

diligenthowlter

2014 | 2023

Don’t you love how seasons change?

dandp

Remember when any mention of Dan in a Phil video used to feel like a treat and now it's like "he's dressed like Dan complete with Dan merch" "unhinged use of dailybooth picture" "the Dan Howell special" like omg slow down

philsmeatylegss

Love the idea of talking to someone I really like for months and the first time I go to see them they’re fucking jeans are on the floor and she’s like “want to film a video, and, get this, we use sharpies to draw whiskers on our face”