helpless

look into your eyes and the sky's the limit

[bethsamuels]

aurorapuck:

“Probably because it’s actors and they probably have fake food, although it’s good commercial content to make parents think that it is easy.”

“well, i can’t argue with you there. i think parents might respect a more honest advert, though. at least i know my cupcakes probably taste better than those on the commericals, though.”

[bethsamuels]

lopezlevi:

“doing anything with a kid is a pain in the ass.” “Even things you’re supposed to do with them!” “Like, I couldn’t even imagine.. baking with them.” “My boyfriend’s kid is such a little shit, he’d… I dunno, eat all the batter?”

“it’s actually quite fun baking with kids - i just have to be a little less perfect than i am usually with measurements and decorating. it’s important to me that they can cook, though. i mean i don’t think that’s being a pain really, i think that’s just being a kid. didn’t you do that when you were younger? heck, i still eat the batter.”

[bethsamuels]

jacksonsamuels:

❛ if bribery with chocolate got me this far, it might just secure the future. as for the boys, the twins practically have wrinkles so it looks like benji is our only hope. ❜

“well i suppose it did get me to marry you, so maybe you can work some magic. hey, the twins are gorgeous - leave them alone. if it’s acting about cars or little league then you might be able to get ben into it.”

[bethsamuels]

jacksonsamuels:

❛ our kids need better training… then we can make them child actors and retire early. ❜ 

“you try training livvie, then. i think she’s just ruled by chocolate like her mama. the boys are our best hope for early retirement.”

[bethsamuels]

“the commericals always make baking with kids look so easy, but why is it that i always find myself hosing brownie batter off of my three year old?”

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

i always keep my movie tickets. And theater tickets. I don’t understand why people don’t. Yes, you may see the movie again, or you may never see the movie again, but either way, you have this little piece of paper with the name, date, and time printed on it. It’s like a memory receipt. 

I fucking love tickets. 

[leventricule]

All I wanted was to receive the love I gave.

(10 word story)

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