Betmie

[betmie]

me: I want to knit

also me: I want to drink myself into another reality

[katiecandraw]

Molly Weasley

[auberginen]

✨ HOGWARTS KNITTING CLUB ✨

Join us every Thursday after classes in third floor, fifth door on right !

• magical knitting, muggle-style knitting without use of magic, handspinning, tea and cookies

• we own a wide selection of rare muggle knitting patterns from prof. Dumbledore´s private collection given to our club by prof. McGonagall, patterns are not for rent !

• beginners and pets are welcome

• for more info contact Han or Ophelia on school corridor or in Slytherin/Hufflepuff common room

We´re looking forward to meet you ♥

[betmie]

New writing prompt!

[fpmolina]

I’ve been away visiting family, but I’m back, with a new love Night Vale. I’m sharing the love with a Welcome to Night Vale knitting chart Free PDF download.

[redbeardesign]

My DEER is on his way to meet me !!! ( And he get some friends coming too ! ) 

Deer Love Reading KIT / Deer Love Reading Pattern 

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[betmie]

Finally found something to start my cross stitch obsession.

[chanceydoesstuff]

50′s aesthetic Garnet Knittin a neato scarf for Steven!

[betmie]

Apparently I have a problem but I don't see it! Need just a few more pens! #journals #stationaryaddict #stationary #stationaryproblems #needmore

[youkaiyume]

Did someone say stitch and bitch?

I can get down with this.

original prompt by @wastelandwip & @furiroad asked for by @fadagaski

[youkaiyume]

Morning reblog! For the morning wastelanders.

Also:

yes good, cuties, the vuvalini, mad max, hey wait a minute, are those loops around their fingers there for a reason did you just sneakily red-string-of-fate them, even if you didn’t mean for it that’s what i’m now picturing because literally half my brain is dedicated to soulmate aus 24/7, so thanks now i have to figure out how that would work in the wasteland,  (via @v8roadworrier)

woah!!! hey!! wow! vuvalini stitch-and-bitch LIVES ETERNALmad max furiosa max vuvalini i love this so much look at max he is drinking in every word i cant believe the loops around his and furiosa’s pinkys i cant believe this. good bye (via @furiroad)

I wonder if that red yarn means what I think it means? (via @silver-89)

AAAAH I’ve been found out. I’m sorry I couldn’t resist–the pinky loops are 100% on purpose but I was trying to fly it under the radar whoops.

#vuvalini #max is about to get a holiday sweater #mad max fury road #mad max #knitta please (via @thebyrchentwigges)

OMG. Yes. The Vuvalini are old enough to remember ugly christmas sweaters and everyone is getting one. Max’s will be especially gaudy <3.

[fadagaski]

Because there’s still boxes of tinsel and gaudy baubles and little tinkling bells stashed in that one shop at the underground mall and, when Furiosa takes the Many Mothers there, their cackling echoes all throughout. They stash bits and bobs in their pockets (“What are you taking that useless stuff for?” “Hush girl, don’t question your aunties.” “But -” “Goats butt.” “… What’s a goat?”). They knit the sweaters themselves out in the open, but the decorating is done in secret.

Christmas Day doesn’t exist. Winter doesn’t exist. Fucking reindeer don’t exist. But Max gets a sweater anyway, striped green and red, with a felt reindeer stitched on the front - a shiny red bauble for a nose, and jangling bells attached to the antlers. It has googly eyes that rattle when he moves and give the reindeer an expression of perpetual surprise - not unlike Max himself.

Furiosa doubles over with laughter.

[youkaiyume]

OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

BONUS:

Because matching ugly sweaters AMIRITE?!

[youkaiyume]

pls also take the time to imagine the vuvalini forcing the both of them into a THIS IS OUR GET ALONG SWEATER sweater  (via @furiroad)

Max is surprisingly really very OK with the Get-Along sweater.

[furiroad]

I KEEP THINKING THAT THERE’S NO WAY THIS POST COULD GET ANY BETTER BUT IT CONTINUES TO SURPRISE ME

[fadagaski]

Ugh. Chibi Max is just the cutest. I choose to believe he is puckering his lips for a kiss there. That’s why he picked the fight in the first place.

[bonehandledknife]

WHY DOES IT AMUSE ME SO MUCH THAT MAX GETS INCREASINGLY SMOL AND BLUSHY?!?!

[fannishknits]

What are you currently making?

[knit1purr2]

My first sweater!

[heycallmemoriarty]

A scarf!

[aetherdragon]

A Celtic Knot Dragon Shawl!

[raymondhymentact]

Exploration Station shawl and my first cardigan!

[darjeelingandtheo]

Socks for the boyfriend

[betmie]

A baby blanket that doesn't seem to grow any longer.

[spiral-desuladesu]

I like when you’re finishing a project that you’re crocheting/knitting and you finally cut off from the yarn…

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[betmie]

Foe every manager I know.

[betmie]

After about two years with this guy I finally finished decorating the front. Not the prettiest front but it helped calm down my anxiety and it allowed me to find out that there are knitted Yoshi Amiibos!

[betmie]

Story of my life...

[staff]

[artsinclay-deactivated20190524]

Octopus yarn bowl and a log hook holder. Unfired white earthenware. 7" diameter 5" tall. Only the third time I have created this design which does focus the mind somewhat when trying to get this bad boy to look the part. Glazed and further photos in a couple of weeks. Made to order at earthwoolfire.etsy.com

[betmie]

I need this in my life.

[knittomania]