lucky no. 6

zavala's personal hero

[betstherewas]

Too early to be doing Vanguard things.

[betstherewas]

[[ babe wake up, shaxx and mara never fucked lore just dropped. 

[wriggletime]

by all accounts, though, i am the more impressive model. none of those pesky resets are necessary. i am sturdier by far. none of the misguided misconceptions about what i am, or my role.

[betstherewas]

But do you have a horn?

[wriggletime]

wonderful. lightbearers never know how to mind their own business.

[betstherewas]

So nosy, those guardians! Especially the hunters. And don’t get me started about the really pretty ones with very elegantly rendered horns. They’re just -- they’re the worst. Terrible.

[betstherewas]

Anyway, obligatory post about war, the vanguard, and havin’ a smoking hot wife. 

[betstherewas]

Pssst just so we’re clear, I’m still the cooler exo. 

[luxvenanditenebris]

@ The Traveler, when are you gonna give the Colonels Light, huh?

[betstherewas]

Do you think big boy (girl? genderless sphere?) would do that? I feel like they should. I can’t think of anyone more heroic than the Colonel(s)? 

[betstherewas]

I don’t know how long it’s been since I’ve posted this but lots of things have happened and yet still no guardian Colonels.

[betstherewas]

That post is actually fake. We stopped having neighbors after the first year.

[betstherewas]

Are the neighbors getting tired of hearing me scream “my wife is home” every time Ikora comes home for the day? Yes. Have I stopped? No. 

[luxvenanditenebris]

@ The Traveler, when are you gonna give the Colonels Light, huh?

[betstherewas]

Do you think big boy (girl? genderless sphere?) would do that? I feel like they should. I can’t think of anyone more heroic than the Colonel(s)? 

[betstherewas]

*Aside from me.

[betstherewas]

Hunter/Colonel/Warlock/Titan

[luxvenanditenebris]

@ The Traveler, when are you gonna give the Colonels Light, huh?

[betstherewas]

Do you think big boy (girl? genderless sphere?) would do that? I feel like they should. I can’t think of anyone more heroic than the Colonel(s)? 

[betstherewas]

I think there are more Colonels than there are hunters now, but who can say for sure? 

[chuckdrawsthings]

space chicken, peckin' at the stars

[luxvenanditenebris]

Okay, situation handled. Time for ramen

[betstherewas]

meet you there?

[betstherewas]

uldren’s here too huh?

[betstherewas]

my wife is a tallock