worm time

dont worry about it!!!!

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stvmpedes​:

games are usually only fun if all parties involved consent to them!

awww but it was harmless... you’re just embarrassed... !!!

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stvmpedes​:

hmmm. i wonder!

if you mean when i acted like your girlfriend, it was a game!

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act? what act...?

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cameras are such funny little contraptions !!!

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got offered gummy worms in this town. who do they think i am

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have you ever had to drag someone by the ankles for fifty feet through the sand? it’s not as easy as it sounds... i get stuck with the worst jobs!

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hmmmm. someone didnt stick the landing...!

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autopsies are no big deal if you can just make a new one

[cheaphalloweencostume]

AT MY AUTOPSY:

mortician: *makes the first incision*

me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*

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i deserve a sweet treat today!

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it’s a little impressive how much trucks rumble even when driving over sand... so so soooo much noise!

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auughhh military convoys are SOOO loud. my poor lil ears

[superchat]

me when i fucking GET you

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Artyom Gordienko

[rainforestmoth]

Woe, worm be upon ye

Less disturbed worm:

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[radstarsaur]

woerm 11

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