The One And Only

The Harry Osborn. Enough said.

[better-than-stark]

Wait wait wait but listen:

Why did 6 wanna fuck 7?

[masked--vigilante]

I swear ever since I came back to town the IQ of the criminals has gone down… significantly

[better-than-stark]

[walks up to the roof to try and get a better signal on his cell, muttering under his breath] Damnit, Stark, did you kill my cell service? [feels someone's presence on the roof and looks around, his eyes widening slightly at the suited man, pointing after a moment] Whoa… Dude. You're Spider-Man.

[colettedurands]

Damn, I've missed New York.

[colettedurands]

[can’t help but grin] AC/DC references, I approve. 

[better-than-stark]

[chuckles] You have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear someone say 'they're back'.

[stormmin]

[better-than-stark]

muchboys:

Dave Franco

[colettedurands]

Damn, I've missed New York.

It’s good to be back.

[better-than-stark]

But the question is… Are you back in black?

[masked--vigilante]

[looks over towards the overflowing trash can full of empty chinese food boxes before back at Harry] Wha- no? I have a social life, I don’t spend my life in this lab.

[better-than-stark]

[snickers] Yeah. I know you, Petey; and I also know I haven't seen you in a while and so when I finally find you down here, it most likely means you've been here for quite some time. Please just tell me you've showered and eaten regularly.

[masked--vigilante]

[pushes his glasses up on his head and lets out a a chuckle] It’s not that your a klutz, exactly, it’s just… [tries to think of a nice way to say it] There are a lot of dangerous things in here that in just one wrong touch, could probably blow up and I know how touchy you can be.

[better-than-stark]

[shrugs slightly] I like touching stuff…

Is this where you've been camping out for so long?

[remnantsof]

[laughs] Oh my god, pleeeeease. There needs to be a horror movie out there like that, filled with really awful puns about whatever the danger is. I don’t even care who would star in it, I just need something like that in my life. I smell a potential cult classic.

[better-than-stark]

It'll be this generation's version of "Rocky Horror Picture Show", I can already tell. [chuckles] We need to take this to a production company, like, now.

[better-than-stark]

Harry's Birthday Present to Felicia, attached with a note:

Feliciousness Definition–

Don't kill me for being so late. Got caught up with stupid Oscorp stuff. I swear I didn't forget my Birthday Buddy and her list of demands. Kidding. 

I didn't know what you'd like so I got a bunch of stuff I like and hoped for the best. This year's Birthday Brand is Louboutin.

-Your Homeboy Harry

[masked--vigilante]

[tries to hold back a laugh] It’s actually not dangerous at all, I just don’t trust you holding it. You’ll probably break it.

[better-than-stark]

[exhales heavily, dropping his hands to his sides] Come on, dude, I'm not some massive klutz. Look. [moves to pick up an empty beaker, holding it in one hand] The world didn't end.

[masked--vigilante]

[turns around rather quickly when he hears Harry’s voice, holding his hands out in front of him] Put your hands where I can see them and slowly back away from the table before anyone gets hurt.

[better-than-stark]

[raises his hands confusedly, his brows furrowing as he says slowly] Petey, what's going on...? Fuck– did that thing have some sort of toxic chemical on it? 

[nota-perfectsoldier]

[changing into clean clothes after his shower, his bag open on the bench with his sketchbook and extra clothes spilling out. Hears someone walk in, pulling his shirt over his head before turning and pushing his things back into his bag, saying casually without looking up] it’s strange how quiet it’s gotten around here, isn’t it? Not that I’m really complaining; it’s nice to lead a normal life. Well, as normal as normal can be when you do what we do.

[better-than-stark]

[walks in, seeing only a few people in the locker room. Wipes his face with his towel when he hears a familiar voice, turning to see Steve and nods] I know what you mean. I mean, it hasn't really been quiet for me lately, but one can dream, right? [chuckles faintly]

[omghothotfap]

[pippaxndrews]

[is walking through the halls of the academy, a bag slung over his shoulder while he talks on the phone] Mom, they’re the Avengers, I really don’t think they want cookies. No - don’t come ov - aw man…[shoves his phone back into his pocket and shakes his head] I hope y’all like cookies.

[better-than-stark]

[raises a brow when he walks through the hall and hears someone mention cookies, quickly back-tracking to find the person who said it and stares at him blankly a moment] Is your mom seriously bringing cookies here.

[iamtheladysif-blog]

I never knew I could love an item of food this much. 

[better-than-stark]

I felt that way about marshmallows when I was like, eight. And then I ate about three bags and was sick for two days and I don't like marshmallows anymore, now. Be careful.

[masked--vigilante]

[is down in the lab when he hears someone messing with something behind him, looks over his shoulder] Uhh could you not touch that? Thanks.

[better-than-stark]

[walks in, looking for Peter but gets distracted when he sees all sorts of gadgets and devices he's never seen before. Can't help but walk towards them, picking one up and staring at it before he hears Peter's voice. Jumps slightly, the object falling from his hands and he flails about to catch it just before it crashes on the table, letting out a small sigh of relief before carefully placing it back onto the counter top] Sorry Petey; can't help but play with all your cool toys. 

[remnantsof]

[strolls into the common room] So I was watching this scary movie earlier and now I’m thinking about a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer, but all your lights are clappers. So, you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off.

[better-than-stark]

[brows raise before a laugh escapes him] I would fund that, honestly. Only if we could title it something like "Rounds of Applause". Y'know, [makes a gun with his hand] rounds... applause. That kinda thing.