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[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[atechnicalmanual]

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

[stalkerazzi365]

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

[ricanass]

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

[flannel-beards-bikes]

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

[playtime-and-pastels-blog]

Scrolled past but got paranoid

[woweewlw]

y

[astrologin]

EU TE AMO MÃE 

[oceanwhales-deactivated20171105]

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

[entermyvoidd-deactivated2018032]

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

[addictivekisses]

These posts blows it but not risking it 🤷🏽‍♀️

[kittybbygirl-deactivated2019060]

FUCK ANYONE WHO MADE THUS POST

[nownowbehonest]

OH, YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MOOOTHHERRRSSS!! 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♀️

[mr-soulsnatcher]

Deadass they wylin bringing niggas’ moms into this

[awesomacious]

Sashimi rolling, They hating

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I can see you!!!”

Video by Summer Hutchinson

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[awwww-cute]

Mule nannies are used in Italy when grazing animals are moved from high pastures down to the plains. Newborn lambs are unable to make the journey own their own. They ride in pouches of a specially made saddle. At rest stops lambs are returned to their mothers for a meal & some nuzzling. (Source: https://ift.tt/2MtebOp)

[chewedcorn]

Close enough

[monkey-in-glasses]

trying to hold my life together like

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[strangehorse]

[ID: Britney and dancers performing ‘Gimme More’. Right before Britney can begin, a guy screams ‘WHO IS IT?’. Britney laughs and says ‘It’s Britney, bitch’, resuming the routine.]

[violetutterances]

@christinafaaaye

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[stahl-ebooks]

Visit Original Link

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

[nicolas-px]

i cant believe this

[kevinburnsred-deactivated202304]

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

[the-n3o-r0ck1ngf0x]

[rhapsody-in-blues-deactivated20]

I’m totally serious when I say I absolutely love this I’ve listened to it like twelve times now it’s fantastic 10/10

[wolfsbanesego]

Click reblog as soon as the banjo came in. That is amazing.

[123sesamestreet-deactivated2017]

I have missed this post

[nonbinarymerbabe]

….it actually does sound like LoZ music 

just imagine 

link dancing to this

[capillaryspice]

[thechristiannerd]

I love this so much

[depraved-and-geeky]

This is now my favorite post on this god forsaken site

[dankmemecentral1]

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[surprisebitch]

oh my god…..

[chewedcorn]

The Americans are asleep! Happy Metric Day to the rest of us!

[chewedcorn]

True

[drearyhours]

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

[chaoticgood-queer]

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

You mean

[reivenesque]

The thing that makes this even better is the fact that Terry Jefford is Terry Crews (or is it the other way around? I guess we’ll never know)