glitter for brains

Sydney. 30ish. They/Them. LLAP. Go look at the sky.

[queenpalms]

[huffylemon]

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[geminisee]

x

[doubleca5t]

You know what, fuck you *banishes you to the late 90s music video dimension*

[spaceexp]

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

[goobersplat]

1981 Enesco Garfield “Compute This Sucker” Figurine

[573p5]

[moondarkwolf]

[dollwrite]

[scarlettsoup]

[youreyeslie]

[old-melissax77]

[bettyspaghettieclair]

[tree-hunger]