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[bellenoel]

Tumblr when they were removed by Apple from the App Store:

Tumblr “working as quickly as possible to resolve the issue”:

Tumblr on December 18th looking for 60% of their users:

[bellenoel]

Underrated post

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Get out of my fucking way I’m transgendering here

[aplpaca]

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

[urbanism]

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

[yeahthatoneotherdude]

[capacity]

me watching everyone on earth date and fall in love

[ez-cookie]

My sister and my dog are the only valid members of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but its on thin fucking ice.

[alphabark]

What did the roomba do?

[ez-cookie]

Tried to eat my fucking sock

[feministism]

[cro-iba]

[romancememes]

me? back on my lovey dovey bullshit? yeah i am

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[clapricorn]

I’M SCREAMING

[frikiskrew]

[obesecamels]

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

[blvckgeezus]

How is this even something you find out you can do

[fuks]

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[fortscrotum]

[iceblueminc-deactivated20180408]

The older I get the more I don’t see the point in talking

[nudygoon]