“For the thousandth time, no! We’re not there yet!”
“You should have gone before we left!”
“We should stop and ask for directions!”
“We don’t need to stop and ask for directions!”
“I think that was our exit!”
“Great! We missed our stop!”
“This is what you get for not stopping and asking for directions!”
“Why are we slowing down?”
“Are we running out of gas?”
“Why is the car making that noise?”
“Why don’t we pull over and I’ll drive for a bit?”
“Why don’t you let me drive? You’re tired.”
“Why don’t we play a game to pass the time?”
“This is going to be a long few days.”
“Can you turn the radio on?”
“Can you turn the radio off?”
“Turn that light off, it’s distracting.”
“Oh, I spilled my drink everywhere.”
“Stop kicking my damn seat!”
“Put your shoes back on, you’re smelling up the whole car!”
“That sunset is fantastic.”
“Wait, are we in a different time zone?”
“Do I look like I know how to fix a tire?”
“We should do this again.”
“We’re never doing this again.”