Thesheeark

Art blog (SFW only) Linktree> https://linktr.ee/thesheeark

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]

[thememedaddy]

[queenie435]

[homunculus-argument]

Is there any masculine haircut that looks good on straight, flat hair? Cuts that work well on curly hair look bad on straight hair because the texture doesn't support it, and cuts that are specifically designed to work with straight hair are evidently all either ugly, high-maintenance, or both.

[afluffymugcake]

I thought I'd search Google for why not and found t h i s

Yeah. Uuh. """"Effortlessly cool....""""

[homunculus-argument]

Shit like this is exactly what I mean by "haircuts for straight hair look bad because they're ugly".

[discordant-tongues]

my guy models as a side gig when he’s not plowing the fields for his lord

[homunculus-argument]

The lord makes him keep his hair like that to keep him from plowing the lord's wife also.

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

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[thememedaddy]

[nomlioart]

forgot to post these here, so back in november I challenged myself to draw sonadow every day until I fell into madness and unfortunately I only lasted 18 days so here are my doodles from november, there are also some comics, but I'll post them later, HAPPY NEW YEAAAARR

also tw for the pic below cause there's some ketchup ↓

[thesheeark]

Trucks

While doordashing one of the comments said,

"White F-150 by side of house, ring doorbell."

I thought that was some type of plane bc that's the only way I've heard letters and numbers used together for. So I'm excited. Well I deliver the food and as I'm leaving I accidentally disappointedly sigh outloud "*tsk* thought there'd be a plane."

The guy heard me and he's like "What?"

"Oh sorry, you said there'd be something called a F-150 by the house, I thought you had like, a cropduster or sumthn."

"Nah, that's a type of truck!"

It was at this point he asked something along the lines of whether I knew the types of trucks or something, I don't quite remember, all I remember is what transpired after. I will give examples with images for you for what I meant:

"Oh sure you got them Europeans. Same power as any other, just regular size. "

"Those American Working pickups to haul things and get dinged up, and their shiny suped up cousins for suburban posers who ain't done a hard days labor since they mowed they mama's lawn at 12 years old." This elicited what seemed like a shameful chuckle out of him because he had to look away after glancing at his suped up truck shiny as ever while his skin and body betrayed he probably hadn't worked a day outside since he was a teenager.

"You got them Applebottoms, Bubblebutts, or Badonkadonks with the bubble wheels making them look like they got a fatass."

And the last part, let me preface that the man was CLEARLY a trumper. Had Trump branding all over the place on his pickup, the apartment, even his clothing.

"Oh yeah and them Obama trucks."

"T-the WHAT?!"

"Yeah them Obama Trucks. Ya know, those bigguns with the large ears sticking out lookin like Barack Obama? Get's a chuckle outta me anytime I see'em on the road with them big ears."

It took him a second but you could see when it clicked in his head what I was talkin about, and this man. He let out a long soft "hooooooo" as he bent over and put both his hands on his knees. He was clearly offended by my initial "plane" comment and a hardcore Trumper so by Republican honor he couldn't let himself laugh at such a Democrat loaded remark, but you could see the mixed emotions just swirling across his reddening head. From aghast, and disgust, to amused, and frustration all mixing and taking turns. It was like watching a tea kettle readying to scream.

I love fucking with ppl. lol

[c-53]

pom pom crabs are some of the most unethical animals in the ocean

this man is a serial abuser

[c-53]

His pom poms are two sessile invertebrates he holds in his hands and starves so he can punch stuff with anemones who are so desperate to eat that they’ll use maximum sting on anything that gets close to him. When they starve to death he just finds more

[machine-saint]

i don't think people into the mech porn stuff think it's representative of normal mecha fiction any more than people doing FFXIV gpose porn think that the next raid is going to have a Mindless Hypnoslut debuff

[laropasucia]

[machine-saint]

posts that are even funnier given the most recent gquuux episode

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[karcinogen]

[thesheeark]

When I was working as an insurance agent you have to do a bunch of detective work to hunt down possible clients, and it was surprising just how many jobs were only open for random periods of time before going dark for weeks or months and then back again…

Turns out!

The owners ran the business just enough to get large sums of money, then vacation and party until they needed more money. Where they’d then return and repeat the process.

And honestly?

Based.

I aspire to that way of life.

[katrafiy]

[katrafiy]

Best part is this has the right amount of syllables to say it to the tune of the tmnt theme song

[thesheeark]

It’s always funny when ppl find out I drink. Because then every friend and family member freaks out and tries to “help” me not be an alchoholic and I have to explain every single time-

That I only drink one day out of every month. To sleep. And nothing else. It’s a random day. I have insomnia so it’s whenever I just super need to rest.

Alcohol tastes like shit, it is quite literally the worst flavor no matter the mask. I aint doin this for fun, I’m doin it for a good set of Z’s. Lmao

There are, however, some things I can answer/dispel about it:

1) “It tastes better the more you drink.”

- No. No, it does not. Each gulp is just as hard as the first. Each sip is torture.

2) “Your vision gets fucked up.”

- No. Not unless you go over the black out point.

3) you loose inhibition.

- Not exactly. What’s terrifying is realizing that your brain is just as functional and aware as it ever was, what lags is your BODY. I can 100% understand why people think they can drive under the influence. It’s not that they can, it’s more like challenging the body versus brain. A lot of dumb decisions are realizing, “Wow, nothing changed. Guess it’s still safe to do this thing” proceeds to try to walk and face plants into wall, “I guess my body isn’t on the same page…”

I can’t exacerbate enough how little your mind changes under the influence. I could do anything mentally taxing, including higher math. Nothing changed about my character either. But when it came to movement -

absolutely wasted.

So you end up just doing crazy stuff on purpose, bc you can’t move right, and that’s what makes it funny. You can’t do bad things that could get ppl hurt so you just find something safe while you have energy. It’s like playing pin the tail on the donkey blindfolded, but the donkey is in a random spot of the building. You just get to be a kid again for a little while bc what else are ya gonna do besides fuck or sleep? On the otherhand, lacking control over your body can just piss you off.

4) it makes you depressed.

-No. it makes you numb. Like, literally numb. Sometimes your whole body and brain gets that static tingling in the peripheral when your arm or leg “goes to sleep”. The numbness takes away the unpleasant tang, but I still wouldn’t call it pleasant. So ppl drink to NOT feel. It doesn’t make them sad, they just don’t deal with the sadness/bad emotion and let it run its course as it should. That’s why they stay depressed, they just put the depression running it’s course on pause every-time they drink.

So overall it’s like those movies when the person gets jabbed with a muscle relaxant/paralyzer against their will, and you see it in their eyes and last actions that it’s clear they are fully aware yet their body is failing them and soon they will basically be paralyzed (but still aware and feel everything). It’s the same with alcohol. Fully aware, but your body is failing, and eventually blacking out, just slowly as you drink on. You feel it all. In a way that’s pretty traumatic, especially the first time, but you remember you did it to yourself so it’s not so bad.

Do I recommend it? Go back to point number 1 and that will have your answer. Do you enjoy drinking straight gasoline? Very few do. But I refuse to take sleeping pills.

AMA about drinking if you want true answers from someone that has no societal pressure to lie about it.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: Her voice is as powerful as a Ferrari's roar (Her name is wulanlan吴兰兰)

[humansbgone]

Episode 11 at long last. We've got Rose and Sophodra, we've got ants, we've got human lore, and we've got lots and lots of beetles (including a very weird one). Thank you for sticking with me patiently. Enjoy!!!

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creating Humans-B-Gone!

Soundtrack, sound design and foley were by @theelectricdreamsofddx, with Gregorsa’s theme by @zestychille, plus additional background art and CG assets by sinclairedelune !

This is also the first episode to have voice actors other than myself. Clef is played by @spidermanifested, the bombardier is @marshmallowturnip, the unsure hiver is @snagerdraws, and the cashier is doodlesnstuffe They’re all extremely talented, so be sure to give their stuff a look!

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https://ddxexe.bandcamp.com/album/humans-b-gone-11-not-gone-yet-ost

(102 points possible. How many did you get?)

[bloodraven55]

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

[chasetriesagain]

"You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.