certified problematic

they / virgo (evil)

[bezequille]

@tangooftears

tumblr said let's traumatize this one person in particular

[bezequille]

@turksichore

it's on the search page, but also. you're not missing much.

[bezequille]

@turksichore

is it not trending for everyone else? what did i do to deserve this ?

[bezequille]

bucky's big, beautiful balls

[bezequille]

@turksichore

[bezequille]

hey uh tumblr why are you pushing hardcore erotica on trending ? no judgment just curious

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing

[afloweroutofstone]

RIP to John McAfee: he was not a good man, but he was one of the most interesting men alive

[porunareff]

ok so was anyone going to tell me John McAfee had Joseph Joestar on his twitter profile pic or was I just supposed to find that out myself after learning about his death????

[bezequille]

apparently john macafee died

[bezequille]

i woke up face down in my keyboard but sitting up in bed today

[bezequille]

some mistakes were made

[bezequille]

well

[bezequille]

let me be a virgo for 60 minutes

[bezequille]

like it's just that my streaming box stopped working but for fucks sake can i at least get through my ridged morning routine before things go to shit.

[bezequille]

hey can i just get like one day where i don't wake up and immediately everything sucks?

[kristina100000]

due to personal reasons i have decided not to pass away but become a cunt instead