Satan stole my nuts - Eve

Alex J. DiAngelo, he/him, Aries, previously @boyfriend-going-thru-atrocities

[bf-going-thru-atrocities2]

a little explanation for my disappearance

mom found my old acc, I was going to log back into it but couldn’t remember the password so that acc is effectively dead.

I’ve had quite a bit happen to me while I was gone though, I went through another silly gender crisis and finally settled on he/him pronouns and changed my middle name. I also now have a beautiful gf who is also trans and basically my bff so that’s great. Tbh I wasn’t going to get back on tumblr until I was 18 but I missed this hellsite for too long so I’m back j guess.

[bf-going-thru-atrocities2]

do you guys think if you were kissing a vampire and they accidentally bit your lip they could give you perfect snake bite piercings?

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Your disgust with polyamorous people is the simplest kind of banal reactionary thought. You guys are just straight up shitheads.

[clownboybebop]

gravity falls fans are so mysterious. soos is right there and ur fucking the triangle?

[cryptvokeeper]

[wandringaesthetic]

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

[corvuscorona]

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

[ach-sss-no]

guys i made my first blackout poetry

[viralfrog]

[gerardpilled]

Mikey Way waking up hungover the morning after his 21st birthday to his brother who is about to inform him that he wants to start a band and oh yeah they just hit the pentagon:

[gerardpilled]

Happy Birthday Michael James Way

[girlnumbersix]

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

[solisaureus]

[thebinturong]

House MD trans masc moments

[ruhlare]

what if i tell the moon about you what then

[meinzimmerohnezeit]

Then I'll tell the sun about you. What then

[bisexual-raspberrytea]

Then I'll tell the stars about you. What then

[dilemarhoom]

what If i keep you as a secret in the fear of them taking you away from me. what then

[possumsinatrenchcoat]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

[possumsinatrenchcoat]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

[islandmusic]

whatever. go my scarab

[snoelledarts]

Happy Birthday Percy Jackson, I wish you were real bc you would have loved kissing the homies on the mouth.

[schnoobums]

Jonathan’s little forehead touch 🥺

[quasi-normalcy]

If you have bodily autonomy, then there is always a chance that you will do something to your body that you will regret. This is not an argument for taking that autonomy away.

[quasi-normalcy]

There is a much, much higher chance that someone who is not you will do something to your body that you regret.

[certifiedsexed]

Certified Sex ED Post!