Tumblogging101

Probably older than you.F.entj. currently 7,768 km away from home i'm a junkie. my drug of choice: books, tv. movies, football and pop culture. xoxo “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most men will receive their first flower bouquet at their funeral.

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]

Unacceptable. Reblog to give your male mutuals a bouquet.

[sarahseeandersen]

A Holiday crossover with my other series, cryptid club! Merry Christmas!

[spoon]

The 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor & the consultant

[fluffygif]

That face

[urparty]

You log off this website for like 2 days and return to a mass gaslighting movement having spontaneously materialized into existence like athena from the head of zeus. cant ever leave you people unsupervised

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[cogentranting]

I think the key to celebrities who survive Tumblr is that they understand we’re not here to follow them, they’re here to hang out with us. 

We’re here building a fort out of scraps of stuff we found in a dumpster and if Ryan Reynolds would like to sit down in the mud and contribute, he is welcome to. But the fort comes first. Neil Gaiman found an old couch cushion. Wil Wheaton has a cool rock. Sometimes Taylor Swift shows up to say how nice the fort looks. That’s the way of things. 

[greenbraiar]

Lou: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips :(

Coco, immediately: punch him in the stomach and when he doubles over in pain - kiss him

Lou: :D

Reid: - no! Just ask me to lean down!

[hadsephone]

Hades: My wife is up in the mortal realm so while she’s gone I’m gonna build a capitalist hell city.

Hermes: Why?

Hades: She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

[persephonehades0615]

Persephone, jokingly: I should have Hades kill you for that.

Hades, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill?

Persephone: Wh- no, I was just kidding around.

Hades, pulling out a switchblade: No, who’s bothering you?

[thesupersass]

“Persephone climbed into her husband’s lap as if it were her throne, as if she never sat anywhere else. Hades, stiff and frightening to eyes of others, let the flower goddess run her fingers through his hair like any love drunk young man tasting the nectar of a woman’s love for the first time. To the world he was an unyielding and merciless king, but for her he was vulnerable and tender.”

— “Sundown,” Chapter 11

[sigeel]

here have some more nonsense.

this is after she gets back from the underworld. ;P

[benandreykissed]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[youunderestimatebensolo-deactiv]

Ben Returning

I know we’ve all been speculating on this already but I wanted to get all the evidence listed in one place:

-NO FORCE GHOST, LEIA, AND MAZ (credit to @reylo-ruffles​)

-WORLD BETWEEN WORLDS In early 2018 (during the time TROS was in production) on Rebels, Ezra went to the World Between Worlds and saved Ahsoka, bringing her back. Ahsoka also showed up as one of the voices speaking to Rey in TROS, so it’s possible she might be in future projects.

-PROJECT LUMINOUS LucasFilm has been working on a secret project. These authors were approached in summer of 2018, also during the time TROS was in production. Charles Soule is the author currently writing The Rise of Kylo Ren comics. And they’ve been waiting until right after TROS to reveal what this is about.

-HINTS FROM MATT MARTIN AND KATHLEEN KENNEDY

“We’re completing the saga. We’re not finishing the Skywalkers necessarily. They can always, in one way or another, reappear. For right now it is bringing it to a close.” -Kathleen Kennedy at the TROS premiere

-SETUP IN TROS FOR THE FUTURE TROS introduced new ideas that seem to be setting up for future stories. Finn being Force sensitive is a big one, and he kept wanting to tell Rey but never got around to it. We also have Rey shown with a new lightsaber. And even Ben getting his scar healed. Yes, that could have been just symbolically done for the few minutes he was in the movie after this scene, but if he were in stories in the future it becomes much more important to have this done in the movie.

[biatchwithwifi]

Maybe im on the clown brigade but i just want him back.

[hothmess]

Reblog if you too, are a proud member of the Ben Solo IS Alive Clown Club 🤡

[elithien]

H e a l .