Hey, dearies! I decided to put a masterlist for all the fanfiction I've written, separated by ship/pairing and categorized stand-alone (one-shot, multichapter) and/or series.
** By clicking on the asterisk (✴) next to some stories, you can go to their translation in Spanish **
» Braime «
❇ Stand-alone
One-shots
Haunted ~ Jaime x Brienne Fic Exchange 2021
Teen | no warnings | modern setting au, fluff, supernatural elements
You Shook Me All Night Long (✴)
Explicit |tw sexual content | double drabble | smut
The Blue Lioness (✴)
General | no warnings | fluff, tv canon divergence
Multi-chapters
Love Doesn't Discriminate Between the Sinners and the Saints ~ Braime Appreciation Week 2020
Explicit | tw sexual content | smut, BDSM, modern setting
Made for You ~ Jaime x Brienne Fic Exchange 2020
Teen | no warnings | arranged marriage au, modern setting
❇ Series
Against All Odds
Mature/Explicit | *tw sexual content | arranged marriage au, canon era, angst, fluff, smut
Against All Odds (✴)
Duty of Love (✴)
A Man Without Honor (✴)
Guardian of His Dreams * (✴)
(Olicity and Karamel fics under the cut)
Star Wars content HERE.
» Olicity «
❇ Stand-alone
One-shot
My Smoak Girl ~ Olicity Clue Challenge 1
Teen | no warnings | fluff, alternate universe
The Untold Truth of the Nutcracker ~ Goodbye Olicity Online Gift Exchange
General | no warnings | nutcracker au, fluff
Are You Wearing My Shirt?
General | no warnings | idiots in love, UST, pinning
The Missing Puzzle Piece (co-written with @tdgal1 )
Explicit | tw sexual content | fluff, smut
Hushed Rendezvous ~ Olicity Valentine's Day Smut-a-thon 2018
So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.
They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.
And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.
Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.
The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.
Where was Jaime during Tyrion's trial by combat? Was he watching and Tyrion didn't see him? Was he taking care of other matters in the WST and couldn't leave? Did he want to see the fight between Oberyn and Gregor? Was he with Tommen? ("King Tommen was not in evidence; for that, at least, Tyrion was grateful." ASOS, Tyrion X)
In Jaime IX he mentions the stableboy killed by Gregor during the duel, in a way that could make him a witness in it:
A few of the horses still shied away from the dark splotch on the hard-packed ground where the earth had drunk the life's blood of the stableboy Gregor Clegane had killed so clumsily. The sight of it made Jaime angry all over again. He had told his Kingsguard to keep the crowd out of the way, but that oaf Ser Boros had let himself be distracted by the duel. The fool boy himself shared some of the blame, to be sure; the dead Dornishman as well. And Clegane most of all. The blow that took the boy's arm off had been mischance, but that second cut . . .
And this is how it happens from Tyrion's POV:
The stable was behind him. Spectators screamed and shoved at each other to get out of the way. One stumbled into Oberyn's back. Ser Gregor hacked down with all his savage strength. The Red Viper threw himself sideways, rolling. The luckless stableboy behind him was not so quick. As his arm rose to protect his face, Gregor's sword took it off between elbow and shoulder. "Shut UP!" the Mountain howled at the stableboy's scream, and this time he swung the blade sideways, sending the top half of the lad's head across the yard in a spray of blood and brains. Hundreds of spectators suddenly seemed to lose all interest in the guilt or innocence of Tyrion Lannister, judging by the way they pushed and shoved at each other to escape the yard.
So, there are chances that Jaime was there during the fight, but Tyrion, not knowing his brother had finally arrived in King's Landing, probably didn't think to look for him in the crowd. And everyone's focus was on the duel, so of course he wasn't looking for Jaime.
because most readers these days go into this plot point spoiled (thanks to the show), perhaps it's possible to miss that jaime freeing tyrion is a true surprise in the books. it's one of grrm's little gotchas. and in order to pull it off, he can't let jaime think about what he's going to do, but the evidence is all there in retrospect
from the moment he arrives back in king's landing, jaime downplays his loyalty to tyrion. he mildly probes tywin and cersei to see what he can glean about the situation but then drops it
later, he refuses to kill tyrion when cersei asks, but otherwise, he keeps mostly quiet about tyrion other than a bit of verbal defense, if pressed. because he doesn't want anyone to know that he will not let tyrion die
when you read asos again, knowing what will happen, you can see how grrm laid the seeds for tyrion's rescue in jaime's chapters. the best way to parse jaime's last two chapters in asos is to look at them as jaime putting his affairs in order before he embarks on an extremely risky mission that is likely to get him killed as a traitor
jaime tries to sort out the kingsguard, clearly setting up loras to be his successor. then he makes sure brienne is free of any legal entanglement from the renly mess and sends her away because he knows she could be tied to him and his shenanigans if he gets caught, and he wants her well clear of it all.
jaime's scheme to free tyrion is a new flavor of heroics for him. he has to think, and plan ahead. he can't just run in and chop people up. i mean lmao, jaime takes on varys! varys! varys who survived aerys and moved right into robert's employ, varys who can survive anything. jaime strongarms him into this in a way that forces him to leave town
[does varys make this work with his own schemes? yes. but lol this is not happening according to varys's timeline]
Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:
*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”
Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.
"I'm trying to go on a vengeance quest but unfortunately my good hearted nature and desire to help people keeps getting in the way and sending me off on Heroic Sidequests."
Jason during the end of Lost Days: I don't give a crap about the world. This was always about working through my feelings about Bruce.
Jason throughout every other section of Lost Days: I can't let them get away with this, I can't stand seeing innocent people hurt. I have an incessant need to see Justice Done. Talia looks at me and I can tell when she hears me say stuff like that that I remind her of Bruce but I'm not like Bruce and anyway what am I supposed to do? Let people keep doing evil stuff to others when I could use my abilities to stop them and help people? No, I can't do it. A part of why I'm so hurt by Bruce not just killing my murderer is because he's literally still running around and killing other people's sons and daughters.
Tim: Dick, no one else is even in the running. please be so fr right now
Damian: What are you arguing about?
Dick: Damian! Damian can do it! He’d be great at it.
Tim: No, Damian’s gonna follow his paternal grandfathers lead and be a doctor. Everyone only has to take on ONE element of Bruce. Try again
Jason: They are arguing about which one of us should be the newest representative for the Justice League for when Bruce finally conks it.
Damian: That would be an honor no? Richard you would be a competent ruler.
Cas: Leader
Damian: Whatever. I assume Timothy will be taking on WE in the event of father’s passing, so wouldn’t Jason also be in the running?
Tim: No i called dibs on Jason
Jason: What? What are you talking about. You can’t call dibs on me. What if I want to run the Justice League?
Tim: You don’t. You are going to run the Wayne foundation. Take from the rich give to the poor. Modern day Robin Hood—Very on brand for you. Don’t worry I have the contracts and everything ready.
Jason: …
Jason: Ok deal. Sorry Dickie, looks like your going to rule the interplanetary alliance :P
Dick: I don’t wanna!
Tim: What, do you wanna switch?
Dick: Well, no—
Tim: Also you’re the only one that makes sense.
Dick: I’ll do anything else, please that’s too much responsibility.
Tim: Okay. Be Batman.
Dick: …
Dick: Yea never mind. Running the Justice League won’t be that hard.
Damian: Wait so who will be Batman?
Cass: Dibs
Damian, Tim, Jason, Dick: Fair
Bruce, who’s been sitting at the dining room table with them the whole time: Are you done dividing my assets and responsibilities between yourselves now? Can we eat our dinner?
