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[skajador]

[skajador]

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[nohaijiachi]

Look, if you are a Good Omens fan, saw a picture of the Arabian sand boa, and didn’t immediately think “But what if Crowley was THAT”, you’re welcome. I’m here to serve the public.

[everythingsamood]

please rate my meme i spent a whole 2 minutes on it

[crossstitchworld]

My coworker loves bees, so I stitched this for her birthday! by nymori

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[solsolecito]

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

[brightlotusmoon]

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

[clownbeep]

*heavy trans breathing*

[fae-ble]

“porn is known to be racist, transphobic, pedophilic, and misogynist” and “sex workers deserve to be able to work without fearing for their lives” are both takes that can exist simultaneously guys

[deactivated-102479239856294-dea]

[catchymemes]

[bib3lot]

@ my mutuals: put your timezones in the tags so i can bug the shit out of you whenever you wake up

[placebhoe]

what is shreks favorite month

[orlandobloomers]

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

[placebhoe]

octogre

[orlandobloomers]

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

[moonpaw]

this is the best emoji ive ever added to a server

[moonpaw]

more colors have joined in

[moonpaw]

[moonpaw]

[moonpaw]

lots of people were asking about downloading these so i whipped up a folder for yall

original worm can be found on this post by it’s original creator @kumatora​

you can download the extra colors here

go ham

[moonpaw]

[chavabear]

I love these but the worms are not connecting in my Discord… :( help?

[moonpaw]

discord automatically puts a space after an emoji!

you just need to delete the spaces

tada!

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[ramenuzumaki]

This post needs to be shared in all the blogs.

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

[adultdadfinder]

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

[grosslyhumanoid]

on god we gonna get u some good vibes bro

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

This is the real admissions scandal.

[kimreesesdaughter]

WITH NO GUARANTEE OF BEING ADMITTED.

[asexualjournal]

Normalize cuddling without a sexual expectation.

Normalize cuddling without a sexual expectation.

Normalize cuddling without a sexual expectation.

Normalize cuddling without a sexual expectation.

Normalize cuddling without a sexual expectation.

[webbut]

Also cuddling doesn’t have to be reserved for significant others. You can have non sexual physical intimacy with people you are engaged with platonically.