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[graves-yard]

Everyone and their alien best friend has made this joke, but I wanted to. Plus (pointer finger) nothing can stop me when I’m hyperfixating.

Rocky has to fight the cuteness aggression now whenever Grace does silly human things.

[sneezingisnotnormal]

HJ and Lavonte are like the villain duo where the plan starts going right and one of them goes “FUCK YES LETS SET THEM ON FIRE” and the other puts a hand on their chest and goes “no. Let them think they’ve won. Good things come to those who wait” and then they both laugh wickedly and then the camera pans away and they start kissing

[sneezingisnotnormal]

YOU GET ME

[samreich]

congratulations players you've u̶n̶i̶o̶n̶i̶z̶e̶d̶ threatened me with violence

[stinkysweatysnails]

louis narration: “i was never gonna be a natural, i was never gonna savor the aftertaste, i was a shame-ridden second, a fumbling, despondent killer.”

lestat narration (hour long coke rant): “louis lied i do NOT have a bob and i never threatened claudia and armand is boring and ugly and vampires do actually piss and we fuck 24/7. and my thighs are awesome. insert labubu and lululemon reference. and i want one billion followers. and i am banging my mom.”

daniel: (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

[lupawolfe76]

[joycewritesjournals]

important context from @lunaicfantastic

[onegiantmeep]

hey man, chill

[sunwornink]

me born in 2002 watching this

[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[big-moon-little-moon]

this is simply too funny

[ghostlight-garden]

And Siobhan Thompson is 41 so its even funnier

[cheap-slaw]

Learn to walk again

[samreich]

one year older, four rules wiser

[jingle-knight]

He’s lame, he’s cringe, he’s stupid, he’s obsessed with justice, he thinks he’s a superhero, he has a dumb fucking superhero name, his cape is shaped like the moon, he’s bald, he’s a bouncer, he’s 7’5, he’s fucking busted as hell, his sidekick is cooler than him, he’s probably old as balls, he wears a fedora, his name is dumb, his superhero name is dumber. He’s washed, chopped, and cooked, and he will NEVER serve, NOR will he eat. Brian Murphy you’ve done it again

[thecheshirerat]

jesus CHRIST. started the new ccod and lavonte and hj are being so gay right off the bat

“i think lavonte and hj have done this dance before”

the soft music is killing me. this is such a change in mood from the past episodes

“i’m gonna punch hj as hard in the face as i can” gay “you should have cracked me in the front teeth with your scepter by now”

“i need you to wake ME up. Alright? because i feel asleep right now” this is just. oohhhh

“leaning into HJ a little bit… […] i think you just notice that there’s a flush to HJ.” spits out my drink

“HJ is choosing to push blood through his system” HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IT GAYER

“your cheeks are rosy.” oh my fuck

they’re all trying so hard not to laugh

imagine if brennan was like “no its not about ssris.” nah ally, he just decided you were gay

“do you want to go to the co-op with me” i can choose to interpret this as a date

“do you remember what you told me when you turned me?” LORE DROPPP “You told me we were gonna drink the blood of Caine and go fight each other to the death on top of the golden gate bridge” i love everything about this scene. the HISTORY

“I STILL WANT THATTT,” this shifted immediately back into old married couple

[jacquistheripper]

lavonte’s work-husband is going through a mid-eternal life crisis, some random farmers market lesbian immediately called out his situationship, and he can’t run the dog for mayor. he’s really going through it.

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[bulkhummus]

one of my favorite parts of the way grace and rocky really begin their friendship is that rocky unapologetically barges into grace's life and just doesn't leave. he makes the first move. he pushes things in motion. he literally rolls on in and doesn't care that grace is hesitant about the sudden arrangement because in his mind, its logical they work together in one space on the same problem with all the proper equipment and we need to watch each other SLEEP grace it just makes SENSE

Ryland "I prefer walls up in my relationships" Grace forced to live with a direct, blunt alien that can not only match his intelligence but also surpass it at times who he also now has to navigate living with. said alien who human boundaries do not apply to in how he follows with trust and care, how he questions, how he teases and how he communicates.

its the healthiest relationship Ryland's literally ever had no doubt.

not to mention rocky who spent so many years alone, traveling through the silence of space with no one but corpses for company, needs someone near him.

it really always was mutual need on multiple fronts and in different ways

[shastafirecracker]

eridian children in Grace’s class interested but slightly disappointed to learn that much earth life is bilaterally symmetrical with even numbers of limbs

Grace going “oh!! But!” and teaching them about starfish, to their absolute delight

new eridian schoolchild trend of starfishing aka flopping flat down with all legs out and moving by wiggling and squirming around, giggling. parents hooting at Grace in despair. why did you teach them this