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A side blog

[royharper]

if demon megan fox killed my boyfriend i would simply date her

[royharper]

rip to needy but i'm different

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[xxtc-96xx]

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

[biyaself]

[monsieurstony]

so why tf did they bring me into that shit

[chicagosvirgo]

[glorianas]

clearly even monarchs thought some parts on monarchy was dumb because there’s so many kings being like god how do i legally deny my idiot son the throne

[glorianas]

the king: nothing matters more than the preservation of my glorious dynasty

also the king: i hate my sons so much it’s unbelievable

[alycyn]

when u write a long message to someone and get a short reply

[paprika]

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

[riley-friar]

[srsfunny]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[keybladesoras]

Jason says non-binary rights!

BONUS!

[veryfunnymemes]

[4ambored]

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[strangehorse]

[ID: Britney and dancers performing ‘Gimme More’. Right before Britney can begin, a guy screams ‘WHO IS IT?’. Britney laughs and says ‘It’s Britney, bitch’, resuming the routine.]

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

me vibrating and talking fast: i am so cute and i cannot die 

[cruelmillennial-deactivated2022]

anon hate isn't real.

[cruelmillennial-deactivated2022]

anon hate isn't real until you offer me money to delete.

[cruelmillennial-deactivated2022]

unless you are willing to negotiate buying my silence, forever, i will never believe you hate me. i will ONLY believe you secretly pine for me in a way in which you are frollo, and i am esmeralda.

[ryebreadgf]

let me tell you a secret – sometimes i think this might all be a bad dream. every now and then, when the world is quiet enough, when the yellow light hits the ceiling just right, i feel like a child again. sometimes i wish i could find the spot where time is the weakest, touch it, tear it apart, and wake up on the sofa, behind my parents’ backs where i’ve crawled after some nightmare. from the tv, a laugh track. i’m pretending to sleep. it’s summer. see, the balcony door is ajar. see, there’s a mosquito trying to get in. see, my heart isn’t aching. see?