A Trash Can. But it's pretty cute.

To paraphrase Dan Howell: "I'm 28, I'm depressed and I need dank memes to cope with my anxiety!"

[damnpharos]

>Be me

>At work

>Pooping on company time #hellyeah

>Scrolling tumblr

>#FurryMpregPorn #hellyeah

>Drop phone

>It lands on the ground in between my stall and the stall next to me

>Face up

>The last post I was looking at is on it

>(#FurryMpregPorn) (#ohno)

>The stall next to me

>Is occupied

>(#FurryMpregPorn) (#fullknot)

>Immediately scramble to pick up and/or destroy phone

>In my haste I knock it closer to the other occupant

>No longer able to reach it

>(#FurryMpregPorn) (#faceup)

>Silence and stillness for 8,000 years

>The other occupant wordlessly kicks my phone back over to me

>(#FurryMpregPorn) (#myscreentimeoutis10minutes)

>I stay in the bathroom for an additional 20 minutes to make sure the other person never sees my face or other identifiable features

>Write this post

>I'm still in here

[desolationlesbian]

it's now deltajune which means deltarune is deltasoon

[desolationlesbian]

depending on your timezone it might come out around deltanoon

[desolationlesbian]

if you got a TV in there or a handheld console you can play it in your deltaroom

[jerasketches]

Old art post!

[akanemnon]

Donatello's David but Deltarune - COMMISSION

[itspapillonnoir]

Elden Ring ∞ ↳ Limgrave + Nightfall

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[gigizetz]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[rockytheeridian]

(insp.)

[kitidr0id]

deltarune.... i miss deltarune.....

[ckret2]

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

[ckret2]

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.

[nimphelos]

fair was she who long ago wore this on her shoulder. goldberry shall wear it now, and we will not forget her!

[aquastellae]

JUNE 24TH!!!

[lemonheadart]

WELL...

[triforce-princess]

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been