[bibeast]

dog: for dog ? :)

me: not for dogs!!!

dog: ...

dog: for dog ? :)

[bibeast]

friend: wow.... same clothes as yesterday ;)

me: yeah

friend: somebody got lucky last night ;)

me: no i just have depression

[angelicguy]

[kjghsladjlhfasjdkhfkjd-deactiva]

hey sorry ive totally dissapeared off this website for a bit school has gotten the best of me but im going to try to comitt again, also heres a makeup look i did just for the fun of it 💄

[taorluath-deactivated20221106]

[bibeast]

me, finally getting a chance to say something I've thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

[hijerking]

call out post for msyelf

you can also send things in 1 message instead of 9… stop pressing enter…

[twestt]

Stress level : Kim K when she lost her diamond earring in the ocean

[oatbee]

dogs > boys

[griffys]

she’s sad (i’m she)

[paprika]

[krysuvik]

i should like…start caring about myself lol

[nerdgasrnz]

A hot person with amazing biceps: *does that thing where they put their hands behind their head*

Me: OHHHH MY GOD! OH MY GDOHF DO THAT AGAIN!!! HOLY SHIT!!! OMGGG!!!

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Will Smith on Jared Leto's Joker:

“He ate my toothpaste. I walked in the bathroom and Jared Leto was just standing in my shower with my brand new tube of tooth paste and was eating it like it was a go-gurt. “Stop”, I said, “that’s not what that’s for”. But he didn’t care. He didn’t care.“

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Jared Leto’s Joker on Will Smith:

“He buys shitty toothpaste. I much preferred the spearmint flavor that Viola Davis had"

[weirdmageddon]

psychic: *reads my mind* my mind:

[bisnufkin-deactivated20171213]

my dream job is being the guy that shoots the hole into each individual cheerio with a handgun

[insaneclownpuppy]

a normie: 420 blaze it! me, chugging bottles of robitussin & ascending 2 the next dimension: 666 D I E