[trattenbach]

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

[schrodingersdrone]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

[jumpingjacktrash]

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

[cameoappearance]

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

[harrypottertheboyonfire]

I'm rarely on here anymore, but I'm the Democratic Party County Chair of my county. Do y'all think I would be able to get some traction here if I started posting events and such? I mainly want people in my county to be scrolling past and see my posts, but also there's only 10,000 people here and my county votes 90% Republican and 10% Democrat, so it would be a very slim chance that someone here would see it...

[theprofessional-amateur]

Well played Merriam-Webster.

“There is artificial intelligence, and there is actual intelligence” 🎤🫳

[theprofessional-amateur]

[flowersfromunderground]

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

[ri5k]

[sisyphusshrugged]

[vexheart]

[perfectday1972]

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

[softwaring]

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[estel-and-agape]

[possibly-emu]

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

[animentality]

[librarycards]

it's so crazysauce how when you eat food you are less tired and less shaky and also in a better mood for the whole day!!!!!!

[librarycards]

calories. you should try it sometime. sound of the summer

[durendoll]

Issuing a broad apology to etsy witches, now that magic is real apparently.

[durendoll]

two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.

[shimejikin]

charlie kirk died fighting for the right to be a nazi, and his children are too young to even have any memories of him by the time theyre adults. charlie kirk died at age 31 after making turning point usa at age 18. all his life ever was and ever will be is being a piece of shit, unpleasant and unhappy nazi, before being shot by a gun. a gun he fought for the right for the shooter to have and use in the way they did. its just insane.

[necromancer-snail]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF YOU'VE OUTLIVED CHARLIE KIRK TIME TO OUTLIVE TRUMP

[todaysgenderisdenniswhitaker]

AND MITCH MCONNEL that fucker is still in office and kicking some how

[guerrillatech]

[torturelabyrinth]

If only there was some kind of law the USA could pass to stop people from getting randomly shot with a gun in public. Ah well . My crazy unrealistic dream