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yes yes we get it it's pride month but do you both really have to be doing this in front of our salads?

partybarty

sisters through it all <3

#missing them in the house tonight :(#alyssa healy #ellyse perry

dreamsofnightmares2035

alyssa healy, ellyse perry: we were girls together

thanks to @hazlehoff for the suggestion.

title credit to this post by @partybarty.

#i love this so much #the two sides of a coin in knowing something will come to an end anyway and being both scared but confident in how the future will be #this came from a dream i had that i was texting kay about doing a post for these two #<- YOU 🫵🏽 dream of me. caught in 4k.#and then i woke up and actually did it #<- yes now you can literally say 'this came to me in a dream'#alyssa healy #ellyse perry #women's cricket #something something about close bonds between women being inherently queer to me #<- yesssss ABSOLUTELY #everybody has had that one borderline homoerotic best friend relationship no? i'm sure we all have and are traumatised by it #and about changing from girls to women is also a transition #secret third thing #cricket rpf #poetry #flowchart poetry #pride project 2026

visiblelight13

#OH MY GOD I MISS THEM #didn't think i would be reblogging doctor who in the good year of 2026 but here we are

#kaptaana meri jaana <3 #GOD NOW THAT HE GREW HIS STACHE AND BEARD HE LOOKS WAY TOO PUNJABI FOR ME #LIKE HE DEADASS LOOKS LIKE A FAMILY FRIEND OF MINE NOW I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THAT VERY MUCH BC NOW I'LL SEE THE FRIEND DIFFERENTLY #anyway #go well for the busy busy schedule now jaan <3 #shubman gill #indian cricket team #cricket #test cricket #test captaincy

dreamsofnightmares2035

they're in so much distress but peak meme format

thank u kay for da photos

dreamsofnightmares2035

@hazlehoff you're so right i have done a great disservice here's the blank one

hazlehoff

5 more reasons to love test cricket 🍑

oh my god this reminds me - weren't both @stokesy55 and @dreamsofnightmares2035 doing butt research for scientific purposes? 👀 (maybe i'm mistaken so please correct me there but feel free to join in now anyway)

do we have a definitive ranking of best butts yet? 🤭

dreamsofnightmares2035

still can't reblog with videos, so here's a gif hehe

#you always have the best pop culture references #meesa madhavan #mollywood #butt research #research purposes

orangestringoffate

anticipatory grief as a sports fan hits different. you know it will end. sometimes maybe even sooner than later. trades happen. injuries happen. sometimes the love isn't enough. maybe it will take many many years but something will always hurt. there is no love and success without pain. I'll try to enjoy it while it lasts. thats the least we can do.

#me today when i went through australia's international schedule again #and saw they are playing bgt in india and then the anniversary test against england at the mcg both in march #and then there's the ipl which will closely be followed by the ashes tour in england and then the wtc and then world cup prep #and then i saw pat's interview where he said his priority will remain test and world cup so something must give next year #most likely alluding to the ipl #and that made me realise the big 3 won't be coming to the ipl next year like 99%#and i am already so pre-emptively sad about it because i of course loved seeing them but as an rcb fan i also loved seeing hoff in the side #and i cannot imagine an rcb side without him anymore he's been with us 4 years but in late 2027 we'd have the mega auction and he'll be 36 #and why would anybody retain an ageing pacer with injury issues?#which means most likely rcb will release him which means on sunday night i might have seen him play his final match for our team #and since then there's just been this sadness lingering beneath the happiness of winning the cup #i know this is coming to an end. maybe it HAS come to an end already. who knows. and josh being so private is going to have a quiet sendoff #he's going to disappear into the shadows like he never was even a part of this team #and i am going to be so sad about it but no i need to remind myself to enjoy the win for the next 10 months #who knows what will even happen in the meantime huh #AH SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY YOU CAN TELL I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS A LOT.#cricket #josh hazlewood

avachan08

royal challengers bengaluru : a love letter

win, lose, i don't care, we're with these boys forever. ♥️

thank you, my dear @hazlehoff for so many of the ideas.

(forgive me, guys, this is such a rush job, I'll add links and a bit more to this webweave later after the match.)

avachan08

adding to this web weave after the win 🥹so fucking happy right now

a love letter, continued

happy endings. ♥️

#reposting the additions here because today is 3rd of june <3 #aka the day we won the first men's trophy in 2025 #HAPPY FIRST TROPHY DAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL TEAM AND THE LOVELY COMMUNITY I'VE FOUND ALONGSIDE <3 #that abd quote is so insane - as the kids would call it today - generational glazing #“long live all the magic we made” GOD MY LOVELY BEAUTIFUL EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TEAM #I WILL MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH NOW :((#royal challengers bengaluru #rcb #web weaving #web weave #ipl 2026 #virat kohli #rajat patidar #ab de villiers #cricket #cricket web weave

miki-langelo

"but they barely interact!" "They don't have many scenes together!" "They've talked to each other like once!" SHUT UP SHUT UP! THAT'S THE FUN OF IT!

I COULD IMAGINE ALL THAT IT COULD BE OR COULD'VE BEEN! IT'S MY WORLD! THINK OF ALL THE CONVERSATIONS WE DIDN'T SEE! THE POSSIBILITIESSSSS!!!!

aetsiv

i think because of the whole "writers write for themselves" notion that's becoming increasingly popularized, people forget that we still thrive off interaction and kindness. i write for myself but kudos and comments and bookmarks and really any sort of interaction with my fics genuinely motivates me to keep writing and keep sharing my works.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

small thing I'd like to add here is that there is no bad fic as long as it's done with love <3

dreamsofnightmares2035

kundhavai, vanathi: her lips are sealed, her hands are tied, but she loves you, oh, she loves you

blue: be, by @childofthenight2035 // varuvanillarum, by childofthenight2035 // and pardon my mistake, by @bidoofenergy // letter to vita sackville-west, from virginia woolf // poem 58, by sappho // cherry wine, by childofthenight2035 // the seven husbands of evelyn hugo, by taylor jenkins reid // a woman appeared to me, by renée vivien

photos from the sol music video, from the ponniyin selvan movies (2022, 2023).

bonus: check out this fanart of kundhavai and vanathi by @teaah-art!

#this reminds me i watched PS1 when i was going through a huge sobhita obsession phase #and i did clock how gay they were but i didn't pay much attention to the plot otherwise #because i was too busy admiring how pretty all the ladies looked instead #so i guess i should rewatch it now #ALSO YOU HAVE READ TSHOEH AS WELL KYA?!#pride project 2026 #ponniyin selvan #kundhavai #vanathi #web weave

dreamsofnightmares2035

i-dle's "oh my god": ab imo pectore

poem by @childofthenight2035 // translated lyrics of oh my god, by i-dle // a hymn to venus, by sappho // you cannot love her, by lyra wren // poems by childofthenight2035 // french quote by natalie barney // god is a woman, by ariana grande // take me to church, by hozier // oh my god, by i-dle

photos taken from i-dle's oh my god music video. edited by me. additional information below.

#omg the grunge aesthetics of this?!?!?!#OBSESSED #AND OF COURSE THE THEMES BEING SOMETHING I WOULD ALWAYS EAT UP #YES YES YES #EXTRA POINTS FOR YOU USING SAPPHO'S WRITING EHEHE #pride project 2026 #kpop #web weaving #i dle

drivethroughpenalty

Gill produced a majestic 104 off 53 balls (15x4, 3x6), an innings of timing, balance and authority, as Gujarat Titans stormed into the IPL-2026 final with a seven-wicket win at the Maharaja Yadavindra Singh International Stadium here.