the world is my oyster, and baby, I’m allergic to shellfish
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the world is my oyster, and baby, I’m allergic to shellfish
Elderflower tea and orange blossom honey 🍯 🌼
Alright ive seen enough
Someone put a blanket over my cage.
Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."
They make me sick btw
my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.
The e in email stands for evil mail
adventurers are just enrichment for strahd's enclosure
Oh right... The curse. The curse of Strahd. The curse chosen specially to torture Strahd, Strahd’s curse.
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that
my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position
(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good
(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin
they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade
my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry
Are you free from your curse yet i miss you
i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner
mwah is a very important word