I just saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi and here are my thoughts:
• I love porgs
• There should be a spin-off movie that’s just March of The Penguins but with porgs
• I want to invest in porgs
• If porgs were a corporation I would buy 100% stock in it
• I want the world to operate under a single unified currency called PorgBucks
• If I ever see a porg die onscreen I will personally burn down LucasFilms
• Disney should release new versions of all the previous Star Wars films where everything is the same but porgs have been edited into every shot
😂 100% me















