Do Not Forget What I Am

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[bickey-d]

[purrs in a dragon way]

[thessstrangeskeleton]

Yeah tumblr can see this too

[japyjazzz]

i'm under the water please help me

[sourcengine-moved]

small detail, but according to a halflife2.net interview from 2004, gordon weighs 85 kg or 187 pounds (suit included) 

[shitty17]

GORDON WEIGHS FUCKING NOTHING

[maxkillertart]

i think it means like. in the source engine they had to program gravity and they had to give the player a weight that would feel realistic when they fell or interacted with physics objects.

so if they gave the player too heavy a weight to account for the HEV, it would feel odd to the player, especially since physics that yiu could interact with was something pretty new, so they just chose an average weight (or did some math idk)

[jpivblog]

half life canon is fake and not real*, but according to the seesaw physics puzzle in the retail game, gordon weighs roughly the same amount as 8 cinder blocks. that’s with his suit, a crowbar, and a pistol.

[sucrefemme]

Cinder blocks are about 40lbs, x8 = 320lbs

crowbar = 15ish = 305lbs

Pistol: 1-2 lbs = 304lbs

A standard bodysuit for a 6’2 man would require about 3yd x 42” of fabric. Most of the HEV isn’t a full bodysuit + that doesn’t account for cutting things down so I’ll round that down to 3sq yards.

1sq yards of carbon fiber/epoxy composite (my best guess for the outermost shell) at 6-10mm thick is approx. 15lbs, times 3 is 45 lbs =259

The HEV has some bulletproofing. I’m lazy I’m gonna say it’s Kevlar. It’s hard to buy Kevlar in the correct thickness wholesale, but it’s about 4-5lbs/sq yd, x3 = 15 lbs =244

I feel like the fabric-looking parts of the suit are something like Dyneema, which is like 2 lbs for 3sq yd at the correct thickness. =243

The suit has a bunch of dumb stuff I don’t want to Google and tally up. I’ll say the speaker systems, nerve detection tech, morphine, the HEV batteries, and everything else I forgot are probably an extra 15lbs. =228lbs

Which puts Gordon at a pretty normal weight for a 6’2 man.

However! If all together he really is 187lbs, and the suit is 76 (based on the estimating I did), then mr. Freeman is 111lbs! You can and will snap him in half with minimal effort!

[thefriendlypigeon]

❤️💙💛GRACEFUL💛💙❤️

⭐[my social media links]

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[meburgers]

rocky discovers the consequences of human boredom

[cloudabserk]

rocky is both touched by the sentiment and disturbed by human medical practices

inspired by this grace quote:

[duck-with-a-trumpet]

I HATE THEM MATH LOGS

Chop them

BURN EM

BUUUUUURN

BUUUUURN

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[finnspider]

lately, youre the only human i believe in

[novawarlock]

im NEVER getting over this

[emp00]

IM GOING INSANE

[xuanelle]

thanos quest 2 // infinity gauntlet 5 forsaking your entire life's mission because another man sees into your soul and tells you what you want isn't to conquer the universe. not really.

[adamwarlock]

Just thinking. Just having some thoughts.

[edithdraws]

I’m normal about them. You should listen to my spotify playlist(s) btw <3