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ind. bickslow of fairy tail penned by brenslow re-established. 08/10/17

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I don’t know why I’m posting, but if there’s anyone still around I would like to reconnect with some people or at least say hi!

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“Stop breaking the fourth wall, Bickslow” // skraxseidr 8)))))

@skraxseidr​. (via: walloftext madness). 

        “Levy, I have no idea what you’re even talking about –– are you okay?”

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walloftext madness ;; sentence starters

“YOUR LIFE IS IRRELEVANT”

“You would not believe your knees, if 10,000,000 honey bees,”

“I’ll drag you out to the trash can if you don’t shut up,”

“What are you doing here you’re not from this guild,”

“Do I give a shit? no not really,”

“The only thing absent here is your dragon,”

“YO THATS IT MEET ME IN THE PIT”

“What? The pit of your sadness?”

“This is why you don’t have friends,”

“I have plenty of friends,”

“Yeah, they were my friends too, they’re called righty and lefty,”

“I don’t want to hear about your sex life,”

“THAT WASN’T ABOUT SEX HOLY SHIT”

“What about sex?”

“Do you like… fuck people with shadows or…”

“You can’t just ask someone if they fuck people with shadows,”

“Oh, I’m sorry … that’s what I’d say if I’D GIVE A FLYING FUCK,”

“Fucks don’t fly,”

“Blow things up?”

“ Who tf is you?”

“You act like this is new… we already knew they were this way…”

“… oh great – yeah, I’m just going to hide under a rock now,”

“Stop breaking the fourth wall,”

“I can break the fourth wall as much as I want,”

“What is _____ doing here in the first place?”

“Why are YOU even here?”

“Please get lost off a cliff,”

“What side you’re not even part of this discussion wtf,”

“I’ll give ya 5 jewel on ___ or ___ ending it before it starts,”

“I’ll give you 6 jewel to poison ___’s breakfast,”

“…. ehhh, already poisoned one of your guild mates,

”yik ES”

*breaks out into Bohemian Rhapsody*

“Who is singing in my christian household?”

“LISTEN!”

“Hurry up and talk,”

“Hey I have a question for you,”

“Ask your question, Mortal!”

“STFU with the dick questions!”

“What’s there to investigate?”

“How magic dicks affect people,”

“Ew no not you,”

“I’m always fuckin violent…”

“Well you’re not wrong about that,”

Then stop acting surprised and shit,”

“I was being sarcastic,”

“Watch ur profanity,”

“Fuck off.”

“Eat shit.”

“Why does it ALWAYS come back to this, it’s like you have no creativity with your insults,”

“OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER BUTT,”

“___ AIN’T GOT NONE PERIOD.”

“BUNS HUN,”

“she does have a nice butt tho,”

“it’s not my fault I’ve gotten farther than you have,”

“I DON’T HAVE SHAME I COULD KISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW… unless they’re ugly then I’m outtie,”

“Not me, my lips are saved,”

“How are you even relevant here,”

“We don’t have shame like you and your girl,”

“they don’t have fucking shame they’ve done it in the guild several times –“

“Naaaaaah... I’m too loud for the guild,”

“I love my fans ty for recognizing divinity,”

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narnia (2005) sentence starters!!

feel free to change the pronouns/anything to make these fit!!

‘what on earth do you think you’re doing!?’

‘quickly! the shelter! now!’

‘i’ll get him!’

‘come on, you idiot! run!’

‘you’re so selfish!’

‘you could’ve got us killed!’

‘why can’t you just do as you’re told?’

‘you warm enough?’

‘dad wouldn’t make us go…’

‘promise me you’ll look after the others.’

‘small favors.’

‘we could play hide and seek!’

‘but we’re already having so much fun.’

‘impossible…’

‘ow! stop it…’

‘you little liar!’

‘say you’re sorry!’

‘alright! i’m sorry!’

‘i ain’t gonna smell it, if that’s what you want.’

‘he shouldn’t be saying anything!’

‘you couldn’t give me ten minutes’ warning?’

‘there is hope, dear. lots of hope.’

‘oh, yeah! there’s a right bit more than hope!’

‘they don’t even know about the prophecy!’

‘i think you’ve made a mistake…’

‘we’re not heroes!’

‘this is all your fault!’

‘i didn’t know what would happen!’

‘maybe if you’d just listen to me in the first place!’

‘stop it!’

‘this isn’t going to help [name]…

‘HOW DARE YOU COME ALONE!’

‘you know what to do…’

‘they’re in the tunnel…’

‘you look an awful lot like one of the bad ones.’

‘stop squirming!’

‘what’s he like?’

‘like…everything we’ve ever heard.’

‘he is getting a little bossy.’

‘battles are ugly affairs.’

‘i…think i could be brave enough….’

‘now, these are tools, not toys.’

‘bear them well. and wisely.’

‘we need to cross. now!’

‘wait! can’t you just think about this for a minute!?’

‘we don’t have a minute!’

‘i’m just trying to be realistic…!’

‘no, you’re trying to be smart! as usual!’

‘if mum knew what we were doing…!’

‘mum’s not here!’

‘this isn’t your war.’

‘maybe we should listen to him!’

‘smart girl.’

‘kill him! kill him now!’

‘run him through!’

‘just because some man in a red coat hands you a sword doesn’t make you a hero! just drop it!’

‘hold onto me!’

‘where are the humans headed?’

‘not to seem rude, but i wasn’t actually talking to you.’

‘i’m glad this creature got to see some honesty…before he dies!’

‘think about who’s side you’re on, [name]. mine? or theirs?’

‘if it’s a war [name] wants…then it’s a war he shall get.’

‘maybe it’s because you look funny.’

‘and where is the fourth?’

‘captured?’

‘then he has betrayed us all!’

‘you’re not going to kill me?’

‘hello…’

‘get some sleep.’

‘try not to wander off.’

‘i’m sure they’ll pack something up for the journey back.’

‘we’re going home?’

‘that boy shall die. as is tradition.’

‘his blood is my property.’

‘try and take him, then.’

‘do you really think mere force will deny me my right?’

‘you dare not refuse me.’

‘enough. i shall talk with you alone.’

‘how do i know your promise will be kept?’

‘shouldn’t you both be in bed?’

‘we couldn’t sleep.’

‘couldn’t we come with you?’

‘now [name]…i’m a little disappointed in you…’

‘did you honestly think by all this that you could save the human traitor?’

‘heh…so much for love.’

‘despair and…die!’

‘it’s too late…he’s gone.’

‘we have to tell the others.’

‘we can’t just leave him!’

‘there’s no time. they need to know.’

‘the trees…’

‘are you with me?’

‘to the death.’

‘there’s too many of them!’

‘get the girls and get them home!’

‘well that’s all we’ll catch at this rate!’

‘as if from a dream…’

‘or a dream of a dream…’

‘not again…’

‘come on!’

‘you wouldn’t believe us if we told you…’

‘will we ever go back?’

‘try me.’

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@skraxseidr ;; starter call

       “Hey, you’re smart. When they say a dog’s food is new and improved, who tasted it? Who tastes it and says, yeah, this is better than the last recipe, so it becomes the new recipe? Is it just one person? Or multiple people –– or have they invented a machine that lets dogs talk!? Is there just a group of tester dogs they use to test new recipes? –– Are you listening?”

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Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

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    if u like guys who like putting whoopee cushions on your seats – if you like guys who crack bad jokes at bad times – if you like guys who adopt litters of fox kits without warning –– ; 

                 then do i have the blog for you!

follow for memes, bad puns, occasional (and uncalled for) angst, and pranks ~ bicksloow

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What do you love the most about Bickslow?

Honestly? Everything. He’s a clown, but he knows when to be serious. He’s loyal –– sometimes even to a fault. He’s not afraid to be himself, or to admit when he’s wrong. Not only is he unique, but his magic as well –– and the best part: he doesn’t abuse his powers, he doesn’t use them to get his way. It’s shown during the Tenrou Arc when facing Rustyrose, he looks to Elfman, asking permission before taking control of his guild mates body, and I guarantee if Elfman had any sign of hesitance or distrust, Bickslow wouldn’t have done it. Maybe in the past, but he’s learned from his mistakes. Bickslow is also selfless, incredibly selfless –– shown when he & Freed throw the battle against Cana & Lucy during the s-class trials. S-Class is a big thing, and both men show great interest in taking that s-class spot in honour of Laxus –– a man they both admire and respect greatly; they throw that chance in order to make up for their mistakes. And I love how despite all his past mistakes, he still plasters a smile on his face everyday; he doesn’t let the guilt bring him down, what’s done is done and he can’t change it, but he isn’t going to let it bring his future down. 

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      I’m kinda here for the lulz, like for a short starter?