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What up! I'm Cat, I'm 25 and I never fucking learned how to function as a responsible adult.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

[dare-i-say-asexual]

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

[dare-i-say-asexual]

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

[tryclops]

reblog to summon a concerned lesbian in your hour of need

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Tik Tok” with every second beat removed

[porkflavouredhumans]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

GETTING KRUNK

TOUCH MY JUNK

UNLESS GETTING TOO DRUNK

[empressofkalumina]

Kristen Stewart really out here living my lesbian fantasy.

[popculturevictim]

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

[summerofspock]

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

[indieninja92]

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

[shittinggold]

Change my mind

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[lianabrooks]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[silenthill]

The shirt removal really solidifies this as a genuine reaction

[thefirstpaleontologist]

Same energy

[skenpiel]

i want to be a bartender

[skenpiel]

men named bart look out

[coolgoatjuli]

this is stil the funniest post on this website and the fact that it only has 900 notes is a crime

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

What do they want her to do, force feed Michael Myers Activia until he shits himself to death?

[jamieleeofficial]

i do whatever the fuck i want to do

[readyfordeath]

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

have you ever finished a test in 30 minutes and no one else was even close to being done

[fenrismp3-hasmoved]

i’m either really smart or i fucked up entirely

[binonbinary-deactivated20210427]

nailed it or failed it

[professionaljester]

this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

[thelovethatyouhad]

[mens-rights-activia]

[twinkle-starchild]

This post is more inclusive than most tv shows

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[horrorlesbion]

to think we got the "i'm weird i'm a weirdo" riverdale monologue because jensen ackles was homophobic to spn fans.... effervescent

[almondfuckingmilk]

im begging you for an explanation

[horrorlesbion]

someone wrote an essay about bi dean and gave it to jensen to sign, he wrote “No?” on it in sharpie, a lesbian wrote a ya novel based on this incident, she was successful, she got hired on riverdale as a writer, she wrote the “i’m weird, i’m a weirdo” episode (as well as the lesbian epic rescue from conversion therapy).

[nyyyoooooooom]

quick “STOP THE COUNT” meme dump so I don’t lose these gems

[figglypuff]

[fakeboitherottengirl]

[whitepeopletwitter]