the tiny rat that makes none of the rules

23 | Venezuelan | she/her (if you need a trigger tagged just send an ask!)

[coughloop]

Stabbing a pencil all the way through her pink eraser for the first time has awoken the dark heart of local second grader

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[hashtagloveloses]

the thing about jujutsu kaisen is it really is as gay as everybody says and it is equal opportunity about it. yeah whatever the hell satosugu and itafushi got goin on but at the same time nobara’s backstory is like she was plucked out of an angsty yuri and accidentally put into a shonen. then two twin sisters who hate each other are fighting over her. megumi is telling yuji he never once regretted saving yuji and satoru is calling suguru his “one and only” meanwhile nobara talks about her literal ring of keys moment as a kid and thinking of her childhood best friend in her final moments. a BL and a GL at the same time we just don’t have time to unpack all of that bc bitches are dying left and right

[whilomm]

happy almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday everyone!!!

i cant believe its already almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday

[little-cereal-draws]

It's a good thing Suki taught Sokka feminism in season one bc if she didn't it would've been up to Toph and I don't think Sokka could've survived that lol

[morphdoll]

idk how anyone can look at how expensive fast food has gotten and think we're doing okay

[flowergirlmiwa]

there used to be a dollar menu. like. one dollar. that was the gimmick. whole wide selection just one solid dollar (only one). and this was in my lifetime. i remember seeing ads for this shit. wha

[spiced-wine-fic]

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

via @123i321 you can't just leave that in the tags

[consistantly-changing]

[Image descriptions in order: two tweets by Joseph Mullins @josephmulli... The first says "Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class.

0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings.

2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.

The second says "My wife really wants me to mention that I was sleep deprived because I got up at 4am to play Dungeons and Dragons with my friends in Australia."]

[Tags that say #Sad professor in a room alone #Students no love me? Why students no love me 😭 #All 40 in the other room #Where our beloved professor? Why he not here? He ok?!]

[taibhsearachd]

All I can think about is the ENERGY in the room with the students when the first one looked at their email... absolutely incredible.

[toskarin]

I begrudgingly have to respect the term "follower" because it fits with the divinity motif of "icon" and "avatar"

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a true Real One

[elbiotipo]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[jadedanddark]

I died but I came back exactly the same. You though, I came back and you were wrong. Did the fact of my dying really damage you that much? Was bringing me back worth what it cost you? Would it have been better to just leave me?

[sapper-in-the-wire]

God-tier question

[official-kircheis]

@sigmaleph

[sigmaleph]

i think you should use informal second person when flirting unless you're doing some very specific kink thing

[gayvampyr]

i am a firm supporter of changing your name to whatever you want regardless of your gender. if a woman wants to go by matt then matt she shall be. godspeed

[notswush]

Don't ever say some shit to me like it's a dog eat dog world. I honestly think it's bad when dogs do that to each other

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[lornandleveled]

You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills

[robbstarkl]

directioners are the funniest people on earth

[earhartsease]

we can now ethically sell him to them