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i’ve had jumpman by drake on repeat for an hour without noticing until now

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i went to say earthquake and said earthquack

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hey

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me: *regretted staying up late last night*

me: *told myself i would go to bed early tonight*

me: *is up late again*

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ITS MARGARITA MONDAY

PAAARTY

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i realised i’ve come to a problem with my constant reading of buzzfeed articles because i just found myself reading one called “18 things you know if you grew up in arkansas” or something

i grew up in australia and i’ve never even been to arkansas 

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“Didn’t you and him used to be-”

me:

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i personally love mermaid man and barnacle boy

[thecommonchick]

can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”

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this isn’t funny i am Stressed Out

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you could say it was a shitty situation

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bryana just called me crying because the toilet won’t flush

[homofauxbic]

i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing with my mom”

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hey i just want you guys to know that i enjoy kissing a lot 

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