Cactus House

hey hey im jay . im lowermiddlechild on ao3 and bicycleS_20 on twitter. i can't seem to get over myself or anime. he/him. feel free to message me whenever ao3, writing tag

[rayshippouuchiha]

watching my entire dash one by one tumble headfirst into being absolutely breathtakingly horny on main for Venom isn’t the fall mood I was expecting but it sure as fuck is the one we deserve

[lovelysuggestion]

treat yourself like you would treat your favorite character

[runningwolf62]

As a fanfiction author I think this is a bad idea.

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[hemlockes-key]

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too:

[yamujiburo]

im here for these two pika boyfriends

[cgoblinqueen]

or someone just forgot to make a heart tail lol. STILL CUTE :V

[yamujiburo]

this is the part in the episode where all the female pikachus are off greeting ash’s. all the pikachus in the background are males including these two lil guys

[raventherogue]

Reblog if your happy for these

Gay Pikachus

[sippyteaevs]

If you’ve heard about the pika boyfriends, you should also hear about…

 :･ﾟ☆Pika Girlfriends :･ﾟ☆

[bicyclestandard]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/5 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga Characters: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Namjoon | RM Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Military, War, Magic, Knights - Freeform, kings - Freeform, kingdom - Freeform, think classic knight type deal without the classics, snarky suga, ex-thief suga, Knight Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Good Friends, and good wars, and good good romance Summary:

Being forced to join the King's Own isn't really a part of Yoongi's life plan, but when it's the Own or the gallows, he decides that there's nothing wrong with a little change. Besides, maybe military life, and his new Knight-Commander, Hoseok, will be good for him.

[bleghtansonyeondan]

Why are any of us here

Do Not Repost!

[emporerpenguine]

yoongi quotes part two

part one here [x]

“what’s something you’re looking forward to doing in america?”  yoongi: I’ve always wanted to nap in a different country. taehyung: -rapping- yoongi: I think I’m going to get indigestion

namjoon: oh! there’s a prize that’d be perfect for you yoongi. yoongi: is it cash yoongi, standing in a massive wardrobe: why don’t I have any clothes.  jin: sandeul is 25? why is he so old?? yoongi, leaning up to whisper in jin’s ear: you are also Old jhope: suga! can you say a word for our fans? yoongi: a word jhope: a little more than that yoongi: two words  [picking someone for punishment] “I pick someone who I love very much….myself.”  Interviewer: what is something you’d like to throw away in 2018 jin: I want to throw my old pictures away namjoon: I want to throw unnecessary thoughts away yoongi: I want to throw myself away

yoongi, playing the role of a female exchange student:  you think I’m a pushover? i have a gun in my bag

jungkook: here, take my jacket, its cold. female exchange student yoongi: I think I like your shirt better.  “Since the wifi was down, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who I am as a person.”  taehyung: you know, I was seriously considering putting those Min Yoongi standees you gave me for christmas on sale online yoongi: if you did that, I would have bought them and given them to you again.  yoongi: it’d be like a mobius strip

yoongi, after taking a picture of some ducks: I want to eat ducks jhope: there is no love in your heart, how can you see a duck and then instantly crave it as a meal???? yoongi: I’m a surrealist.  taehyung: the red frosting on this cake is really good yoongi, bursting into the room: rED FLaVOR? yoongi: i’M cURiOus hONeY (the lyrics to red velvet’s song, red flavor)  “You would think, ‘he must have gone outside at some point’ but no. I really didn’t set foot out of this room all day.”  [when yoongi had to choose a colored card to win uno]  yoongi: -leans down and presses ear to uno cards- yoongi: I can hear it…. it’s talking to me…. its talking to me…..its telling me… “im a colored one” -card is colored- bts: -incredulous yelling-  jungkook: I’d rather die than live without passion yoongi: everyone, jungkook is going to die soon! 2013 yoongi, forced to wear a maid outfit: hiphop is dead.

[bob-belcher]

[littleredbard]

[malamatter]

Is that…, josh peck…

[im-the-batmann]

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

[wiszvnheimer]

oh… she can sing

[layla-marie422]

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

[moving-accounts-yeet]

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

[acoustickub]

[drawing-prompt-s]

Draw a cactus mage.

[namocchi]

a good spikey boi 

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

@joolychuu

[dankmemeuniversity]

[polygonfighter]

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

[skrambled]

Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

[bicyclestandard]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

hi please read my yoonseok fanfic theres knights and magic and good times and bad times thank you

[bicyclestandard]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga Characters: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Namjoon | RM Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Military, War, Magic, Knights - Freeform, kings - Freeform, kingdom - Freeform, think classic knight type deal without the classics, snarky suga, ex-thief suga, Knight Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Good Friends, and good wars, and good good romance Summary:

Being forced to join the King’s Own isn’t really a part of Yoongi’s life plan, but when it’s the Own or the gallows, he decides that there’s nothing wrong with a little change. Besides, maybe military life, and his new Knight-Commander, Hoseok, will be good for him.

[bicyclestandard]

pls read my stuff ha

[bicyclestandard]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga Characters: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Namjoon | RM Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Military, War, Magic, Knights - Freeform, kings - Freeform, kingdom - Freeform, think classic knight type deal without the classics, snarky suga, ex-thief suga, Knight Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Good Friends, and good wars, and good good romance Summary:

Being forced to join the King's Own isn't really a part of Yoongi's life plan, but when it's the Own or the gallows, he decides that there's nothing wrong with a little change. Besides, maybe military life, and his new Knight-Commander, Hoseok, will be good for him.

[chibinico]

6, 32, and 43? c:

agfyauiwgfhwukrgwav i can’t believe I actually got one omgggg

6: Favorite fic (or one of them)

I have a few and I’m probably missing some but I can’t give you just one fic; I’ll give my top 3 that may or may not be that popular. 

Bootleggers by @shingekicorn , Give Your Best by @bicyclestandard , The Anthropologist by @captainheichousbitch 

32: Favorite AU trope? 

A/O/B dynamics! Family/Parent AUs! you can’t rip these from cold, dead hands 

43: Do you like fluff on its own or in conjunction with other elements (angst, sex, etc.) 

It depends. In long fics, I like it in moderation with other elements, but if it’s a short fic or one-shot, I love the floof! 

Send me fanfiction asks! 

[itskyalenotkyle]

Hood Naruto part 4

[fierrocheese]

an excellent response to bigoted parents!