where the sea pours into the stars

𝙨𝙤 𝙙𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙧

[reignfall]

Back from the dead (more literally than I wish) to post this despite not using tumblr anymore because y’all are definitely the target audience.

[cheeso]

splice phrases “the devil is in the details” and “the proof is in the pudding”, you get “the proof is in the details” (makes sense) and “the devil is in the pudding” (omen)

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

cooking while chronically ill

baking with arthritis or other chronic hand pain

living with chronic migraines

adhd meal plan

chronic pain tips

getting yourself to eat

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

foods to eat when nauseous

printable medication log

stretches to relieve back pain

safe foods for sensitive stomachs

heating pads vs ice packs

[arterialtrees]

Kiki Smith, Constellation, 1996

[aestum]

(by Michail Dementiev)

[twoweeks]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEnjYfLHBBS

[wordfather]

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

[lychgate]

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

[wordfather]

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

[capacity]

*listens to an album for the first time and enters a new era in my life*

[walllflxwerr]

This gives me chills. The fact that something so simple can be such a poignant placemarker in life. The fact that this first listen will tuck itself away in your memory and that the 87th listen will draw memories out of that safe place your brain is keeping especially for that album. What a gorgeous little treasure to share only between you and your younger self.

[capacity]

…that was some real shit you just said

[capacity]

It really was

[beaft]

this morning when i woke up i had sleep paralysis so to pass the time i pretended that i was battling an invisible wizard who had cast an immobilising spell on me, and i focused on this wizard and thought at him "YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE" in a really loud mental voice, and as soon as i did that the paralysis went away like literally immediately

[beaft]

I defeated the wizard

[rowanstonephotography]

sunshine on moss

March 2022

[macrolit]

Sonic? Do I want to starve in 10 days or die of grease in 3 days??

[woozi]

I know you understand Yza when I say…

He is so beautiful I can’t even….

His hair is so good!!!!!!!

[sakurakimi-deactivated20200111]

ALEX HIRSCH PLEASE

[rubykgrant]

MOM WHY ARE PHINEAS AND FERB SHAPED LIKE THAT

[runrundoyourstuff]

…is this really Alex Hirsch?

[saltiestgempearl]

If it’s not, it’s the best Stanley Pines impersonation I’ve ever heard

[runrundoyourstuff]

i looked it up, and apparently it is Alex Hirsch, and it looks like Disney had him do it for April Fools Day one year

[love4hobi]

190427 ♡ BOY WITH LUV

[bookburnerkeay]

I have never had a tweet describe my entire life story more accurately than this one

[otherwindow]

A fantasy cleric who uses modern medicine but everybody thinks its healing magic and the cleric is never questioned or treated out of place. Mage: Ah, is this another one of your blessings? :) “Cleric”, injecting another plague vaccine: Sure. 

[calysto1395]

[tiktokmuseum]

he was in the fridge!!!

[myusersnamegoeshere]

ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but…. the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha

[rattle-my-stars]

the concept of opening someone else’s fridge only to find a WHOLE ASS TORTOISE in there… idk if I’d ever recover

[blog-carmex]

@esperantoauthor when the food doesn’t come to Tesla, Tesla comes to the food

[esperantoauthor]

Reminds me of when I accidentally stumbled across this photo for the first time…

[marraphy]

mutuals put me in your fridge

[gallusrostromegalus]

Back in 2015, I went over to a classmate’s house for group project work late in the fall, and in the middle of working on the presentation, offered to grab sodas for people but they were out of pepsi and Andrew whose house we were at said “Oh, there’s more in the basement fridge.”

So I go down to the basement, which is well-lit and finished and indeed there are more pepsi but also in the fridge is a massive tortise. This animal was the dimensions of a desktop computer and probably outweighed a labrador. It’s not moving, and is set in the middle of a plastic tray so it’s apparently supposed to be there. I go back upstairs.

“Hey Andrew.” I say, nonchalantly. “So is the tortise in the fridge down there for soup or what?”

“The what?” says the other member of the group project. I don’t remember her name, just that she always wore her hair in pigtails with butterfly clips that were based on real butterflies and she had at least a dozen species.

“Oh! No, that’s Andrew Too.” he says. “His species hibernates so he stays in the fridge for the holidays.”

“You named your tortise after you?” I ask.

“No, uh- Well, my grandfather got him in Egypt or somewhere while he was on leave during the war and He was named Andrew, so he thought it would be funny to name him ‘Andrew Too’. …Then Mom named me after him so Gandpa left me Andrew Too in his will. He’s pretty cool when he’s awake. Lets us dress him up for summer holidays, doesn’t bark.”

“Oh!” Said Butterflies. “My dad served in the Gulf War too! What unit was he in?”

“Oh no, Grandpa was with the Royal Air Force in World War Two. Andrew Too is going to be 70 this year! We’re going to make him a carrot cake!”

[captain-snark]

“is that for soup?”

“No, that’s my uncle”