TIDDIES

[taurus-deactivated20210526]

[flipchild]

fuck all the fake shit.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Trump and Elon beefing on social media is so stupid but low key funny as hell.

[hotvampireadjacent]

OH MY GOD HE FUCKOJG SAID IT?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Happy memorial day

[paratoxinz]

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

[paratoxinz]

i just need to focus

[shutyourmoustache]

[depsidase]

[chrometheraptor]

@the-lonelyshepherd

[lakevida]

no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

[lakevida]

the person i wrote this about reblogged it last week

[newyorkkiss]

girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

[2000three]

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

[cazort]

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i don't wanna hear about how the stock market sharted unless & until they're jumping out of windows onto wall street & splatting like it's 1929

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

when there's a newspaper article that has a quote from the sanitation guy who scrapes the bodies, send it to me. else speak not of line go up & down

[conceptofjoy]

i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

[aloyhh]

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

[guerrillatech]

[sovietnam]

[cryptotheism]

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

[c3rvida3]

If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.

[c3rvida3]

Yaaaaaay everybody frow up and die because you're not me 💚