ugh just let me live

Don’t think you’re better than a shitpost 26

[sameoldshit]

S T R E E T S M A R T S

[lilianlies]

[idowhatiwantspock]

King of Drag s1e2 Perka $exxx as Steve Urkel/Sonic the Hedgehog

[tainaronian]

[brookheimer]

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

[cowdogpaws]

[oldphanny]

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

[p-a-r-a-n-oi-aa-blog]

Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

[awrfhi]

thinking of this queen today </3

[fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge]

man I'm so glad I didn't kill myself when I was 14

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[danielhowell]

IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we’re gonna talk about it https://youtu.be/Cxe_YMJ4nUs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.

[sameoldshit]

Anthony something working with Sam, Antonio Blake one of Oliver Banks’s aliases

could mean nothing

[uh-oh-no-not-again]

Heinrich and Alice in tmagp 41 are genuinely so funny:

"... And I'm really scared right now"

"Danke :)"

"I appreciate you not skinning me alive"

"Bitte ;)"

"Uhh... okay then?"

"Wunderbar, I will bring the chair :D "

He sounds so jovial, I love these two.

[nonbinary-catboy]

Alice is, like everyone else, in a psychological horror, but Henrich is is trying to drag her kicking and screaming into some sort of dark buddy-comedy

[gayeddies]

notes on an edit i made in 2013

notes on a gifset i posted in 2025

we used to be a country

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[roseworth]

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

[myfavoritedemons]

[shackermalex]

If you want to survive, be polite to the monsters.

- Gwen *doesn't stare at Mr. Bonzo because he doesn't like eye contact (I can relate)*: leaves without problem

- Gwen *calls Ink5oul an idiot*: almost gets tattooed to death

- Colin *attacks FR3-D1*: gets reformatted

- Dane *threaten Heinrich Unheimlich with a gun*: is killed by toys

- Alice *shakes hands with Heinrich Unheimlich*: gets to sit in a 60€ chair