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(r&c rp/ask blog, 18+) 😺 ratchet's fucktoy 🤖  (he/him) ♂ gay ⚣ vegetarian ♏ (moved to @big-bolts-clank)

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BID-DICK-CLANK LORE ARCHIVE

This is a comprehensive timeline of all the major story events of the big-dick-clank franchise collected in one post for your reading convenience:

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Sooo, how has your marriage been? 🙏

(for future asks, please visit big-bolts-clank, i have moved there and am no longer active on here)

it has been wonderful, thank you for asking. ratchet and i had a lovely, turbo-sexed out honeymoon and are enjoying quality alone time now that qwark is in a coma

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update

(so basically uhhhh im moving to a new blog. tumblr blacklisted me months ago so i dont show up in notes or search results which sucks when ur tryina rp, this blog will stay up for archival purposes but i wont be using it anymore. im gonna be moving to mister-clanker so follow me on there if u wanna continue seeing my shitposts. also follow my helga blog here for slightly less shitposty rps. anyways if u could rb this thatd b gr8 cos im gonna have to rebuild my audience all over again lmao)

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another update: changed my name lol its big-bolts-clank now

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im back bots

those ugly ass tumblr t*rfs thot they could get rid of me but i am back. i am an indie ratchet and clank rp blog. ill rp with anyone so shoot me an ask or smthn. especially if you’re a fellow r&c blog or are part of another sci fi fandom such as star fox, borderlands, etc. reblogs are appreciated

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update

(so basically uhhhh im moving to a new blog. tumblr blacklisted me months ago so i dont show up in notes or search results which sucks when ur tryina rp, this blog will stay up for archival purposes but i wont be using it anymore. im gonna be moving to mister-clanker so follow me on there if u wanna continue seeing my shitposts. also follow my helga blog here for slightly less shitposty rps. anyways if u could rb this thatd b gr8 cos im gonna have to rebuild my audience all over again lmao)

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another update: changed my name lol its big-bolts-clank now

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update

(so basically uhhhh im moving to a new blog. tumblr blacklisted me months ago so i dont show up in notes or search results which sucks when ur tryina rp, this blog will stay up for archival purposes but i wont be using it anymore. im gonna be moving to mister-clanker so follow me on there if u wanna continue seeing my shitposts. also follow my helga blog here for slightly less shitposty rps. anyways if u could rb this thatd b gr8 cos im gonna have to rebuild my audience all over again lmao)

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Does Ratchet’s weird alien feet turn u on?

everything turns me on, do you really have to ask?

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Oh. MY feet are weird? I bet you’re one of those flarkers with 5 toes or something aren’t ya

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having more toes means more to suck on so who is the real fool here 

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Even if I have less, they’re bigger

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if only you could say that about the rest of your body 

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Does Ratchet’s weird alien feet turn u on?

everything turns me on, do you really have to ask?

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Oh. MY feet are weird? I bet you’re one of those flarkers with 5 toes or something aren’t ya

[big-dick-clank]

having more toes means more to suck on so who is the real fool here 

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Does Ratchet’s weird alien feet turn u on?

everything turns me on, do you really have to ask?

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Where did the party go

i fucking hate parties, i can break my own personal property and puke everywhere without anyone else’s help thank you very much 

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I gotta ask, what ever happened to that info bot chick for the second game? I assumed you two were gonna fuck.

ugh god, her. look, this was early on in my life and i thot that i might have been straight for a slight window of time so she and i dated for a bit. then i drop kicked her to the curb right quick once i discovered how absolutely putrid robot pussy is. believe me, my pristine cock did not come anywhere close to even being near that cavern of sin and decay. i began pursuing ratchet shortly after

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Hey, is it true that quark has a protopet lodged in his butt? Asking for a friend.

it is 100% true and you can absolutely quote me on that

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Meredith Corona|| Independent Lombax OC RP blog from Ratchet and Clank (fan-interpretation of Ratchet’s mother)

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Mun and Muse 21+

N/S/F/W content may be present on this blog

OC and Multi-Fandom friendly

Penned by Sara (Farorest)

[MUSE] [RULES] [NAVIGATION]

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@big-dick-clank​ hey lets go on a vacation

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lmao that sounds sexy, where tf you wanna go, eroticon-7? sexlourgos? the penis planet?

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lmao I just meant going to Pokitaru and making a scene on a public beach but I wanna know what the penis planet looks like

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it looks like a giant penis floating in space you idiot wtf else would it look like. specifically it is in the shape of a terachnoid penis so naturally it is quite small and unpopulated, perfect so ppl will not bother us while we have continuous gay buttsex without a forseeable end

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And here I was thinking it’d be populated with cities that had skyscrapers shaped like dicks

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why would they have penis shaped buildings? where is the architectural value in that? god you better be glad your looks make up for your vast cemetary of brain cells

anyways should we start packing my darling hubby wubby uwu’ i wuv u 😘😘❤

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Anything special you wanna bring with? I can’t not bring my electro-shock therapy Stunderwear™ 

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i am bringing all 47 of my cum t shirts

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Don’t forget the jar

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i always carry a jar with me you should know that

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@big-dick-clank​ hey lets go on a vacation

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lmao that sounds sexy, where tf you wanna go, eroticon-7? sexlourgos? the penis planet?

[ratchet-lombax-deactivated20240]

lmao I just meant going to Pokitaru and making a scene on a public beach but I wanna know what the penis planet looks like

[big-dick-clank]

it looks like a giant penis floating in space you idiot wtf else would it look like. specifically it is in the shape of a terachnoid penis so naturally it is quite small and unpopulated, perfect so ppl will not bother us while we have continuous gay buttsex without a forseeable end

[ratchet-lombax-deactivated20240]

And here I was thinking it’d be populated with cities that had skyscrapers shaped like dicks

[big-dick-clank]

why would they have penis shaped buildings? where is the architectural value in that? god you better be glad your looks make up for your vast cemetary of brain cells

anyways should we start packing my darling hubby wubby uwu’ i wuv u 😘😘❤

[ratchet-lombax-deactivated20240]

Anything special you wanna bring with? I can’t not bring my electro-shock therapy Stunderwear™ 

[big-dick-clank]

i am bringing all 47 of my cum t shirts

[ratchet-lombax-deactivated20240]

@big-dick-clank​ hey lets go on a vacation

[big-dick-clank]

lmao that sounds sexy, where tf you wanna go, eroticon-7? sexlourgos? the penis planet?

[ratchet-lombax-deactivated20240]

lmao I just meant going to Pokitaru and making a scene on a public beach but I wanna know what the penis planet looks like

[big-dick-clank]

it looks like a giant penis floating in space you idiot wtf else would it look like. specifically it is in the shape of a terachnoid penis so naturally it is quite small and unpopulated, perfect so ppl will not bother us while we have continuous gay buttsex without a forseeable end

[ratchet-lombax-deactivated20240]

And here I was thinking it’d be populated with cities that had skyscrapers shaped like dicks

[big-dick-clank]

why would they have penis shaped buildings? where is the architectural value in that? god you better be glad your looks make up for your vast cemetary of brain cells

anyways should we start packing my darling hubby wubby uwu' i wuv u 😘😘❤