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(r&c rp/ask blog)😺 ratchet's fucktoy 🤖 (he/him) ♂ gay ⚣ vegetarian ♏  (moved from @big-dick-clank because tumblr blacklisted me lmao)

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this fucking lesbian ripped my arm off and wont let me out of her basement someone fucking help me

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Have either you or Ratchet tried sticking your dicks in the Suck Cannon? Is so, what was the result?

ratchet did once a bit after we first met. he had to have it reattached and now when he cums it is rlly noisy and sputters out like a broken kitchen faucet

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tumblr ask game! 

👤do you live alone?

👥 if you do live with others how often are you home? if you don’t, do you ever have guests staying when you’re not there?

💡 how late do you keep the lights on? 

📌 what is your work schedule?

🏝 going on a vacation soon?

📺 count the number of electronics in your home! what are they?

🔫 do you own any weapons and if so are they in a safe?

🛌 are you a light or heavy sleeper?

 🪙 do you collect anything? sneakers, jewelry?

💵 do you ever keep cash laying around the house and if so where?

🐴 are your neighbors nosy? do they own weapons?

🚨do you have a home security system

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Hey uh. Maybe don't do this one. Don't think I need to explain why

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let people enjoy things

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I imagine this is y'all now that the honeymoon phase us long over

god, look at me being a good little housewife. i was so thin before the baby

i am fucking SERVING in that outfit tho how am i not in vogue rn

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Oi, you listen "Happy together" by The turtles, but what's your others favorite songs ?

"big juicy" by ayesha erotica, "hurt" by 1-800-pain, "you'll never be good enough" by kokayna, "drogue" by aya nakamura, "3am" by charli xcx, "all the time" by kim petras, "thrills" by sizzy rocket, "i was sad last night i'm ok now" by tobi lou, "swimming" by ultracrush, "tomboy" by princess nokia, "fade away" by trevor something, "bother me" by kindora, and finally "wanna see my pencil" by jeffy sml

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why is this whole profile so cursed...

cursed?!?!?! bitch i am cursing you with INTESTINAL DISTRESS !!! have fun shitting yourself inside out during your family reunion dickhead

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open rp

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ah, i see you have sniffed out my poop storage vault! this is an extension i had built to our garage a few years ago so i could store excrement and swim around in it like scrooge mcduck. how do i obtain this poop you ask? well, most of it was forced out of my furry husband’s ass after i fed him qwark brand chili, and some was generously donated to me by the kind fellows behind veldin’s local sewage plant. the rest was stolen by yours truly from the homes of our neighbors during the night. the local fauna they consume adds a hearty nuttiness to their feces, and i believe it adds a pleasant aroma and texture to the collection.

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pooping in the sewer

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If enough people interact with this I’ll show lombax peets for 5 dollar

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GUYS FUCKING REBLOG THIS NOWWW

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Wearing my sluttiest outfit to the vampire infested forest tonight lads. Wish me luck!

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A pair of oversized booty shirts and a Niki minaj t-shirt a slutty outfit does not make. It hardly even counts as harlot territory. Not be gone with you lest I turn you into a foot rest.

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did someone say feet?!?!?!?!

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“Ratchet, I have inserted all your bolts into my waste disposal compartment. Bring the big spoon!”

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send me things to say in my sweet, sexy, sultry voice thru my inbox lmfao

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we want white cock

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Ever think about trying again for a baby? 😮

my chest compartment was damaged during a recent sexual exploit so it is not ready to house any potential offspring. also the image of our watermelon baby hitting the wall at 1893654/mph and exploding was quite traumatic for poor ratchet. if we are going to try once more for a baby, it will have to be sometime in the future. life is so chaotic rn for us, besides i would prefer to not give birth while qwark is alive