Merry Christmas! Look, honey I got you- oh, no, it's okay. You can go first.
Oh, wow, a partridge! It's so cute!! We can totally keep it as a pet, thank you! Mery Chri-
Oh, there are a couple of doves, too? Great, we can keep them as well! Our little house is about to become-
Three hens? Well, it'll be nice to have fresh eggs every day. But we'll have to expand the yard for a place to keep th-
...okay, what's going on here? Four calling birds? How much do you plan to spend on bird feed and cleanup? Well, they're still adorable, so we can make it-
Hold up. No. FIVE golden rings!? Most people only need one! How much did you even spend on these!? We can't afford-
...how many geese? Six? And they're all laying eggs. Okay, yeah. Wonderful. You've taken our new bird sanctuary and turned it into a haven for the loudest migratory birds known to mankind. Please tell me that you didn't-
... SWANS!? THOSE ARE ILLEGAL TO KEEP AS PETS! WHERE ARE THEY EVEN SWIMMING, WE DON'T HAVE A POOL OR A LAKE NEARBY- oh, the bathtub. So that'll never be clean again-
... we live in a four room house. Why would you ever even THINK about hiring a maid, let alone EIGHT!? And what are they even milking? We don't have anything that can be milked-
Y'know what? The ladies dancing are kind of nice. Unorthodox as far as Christmas gifts go, but also not unwelcome. It doesn't make up for anything else, but at least this one is-
WHY IS OUR HERB GARDEN BEING TRAMPLED BY EVERY LORD WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS!?!? HOW DID YOU EVEN CONVINCE THEM TO LEAP LIKE THIS!? I swear, this can't possibly be any-
... DON'T PRETEND YOU CAN'T HEAR ME BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING PIPERS. GODS DAMNIT. PLEASE JUST TELL ME THIS IS THE LAST OF IT-
... of course. How can you have a dance number and musical score without the entire percussion section. I can feel my bones protesting them. We're ruined. How did I ever think you were my true love.
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