NICKY

Nick 24 California

[glassceilingbreakers]

[i-do-not-believe-you-continue]

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the best scene on television history

[lucillebruise]

I swear to god if Andre Braugher doesn’t get a fucking emmy for this episode i’m going to go down there and murder every emmy voter.

[reelaroundthedavekan]

Give this man the Emmy and the Oscar for the way he says “…where anything can mean anything…”

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[melonmemes]

[thepeoplesduchess]

bloop!

[melanated-violet]

This will always be funny 😂

[bigboobshaunt]

Knights are just inherently, immensely sexy… it’s all about the devotion, the ideals, the cool weapons and armor AND the muscles to wield them…

[apple-pomme]

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[bladedamus]

September Mood

[nateural-deactivated20250921]

New Spider-Man game comes out today.

[t51bpowerarmor]

[closet-keys]

[id: tweet by buffalocialism reading “if you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police state”]

[tactical-necromancy]

[arcadetheatre]

What if life had loading screens.

You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like

[melonmemes]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*

Me: Yo where’s your horribly dense wine I’ve got coin

Merchant: What on earth are you wearing

Me: It’s called pants.

Merchant: I hate that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *struts up to an Inca temple in bright green sunglasses*

Me: Hey guy of knowing stuff what do you know can I see your dead kings

Ancient Inca man: Are you sent from the gods to annoy me

Me: Nope, I’m doing this for free.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *banging pots and pans in the street in the middle of the Mali empire*

Me: WHERE’S THE SALT???

Random passerby: What is a European doing this far south

Other rando: Yelling about salt apparently.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *walks into the Song Dynasty with a backpack and a hydro flask*

Me: Hey have you guys invented paper money yet?

Woman washing clothes: What are you talking about? Who are you?

Me: *takes a sip of my Ancient Greek wine I’m keeping in my hydro flask* Do you have paper money?

Woman: I suppose?

Me: Sweet. *walks off*

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *struts onto a Polynesian canoe in a Star Wars t-shirt*

Me: What do you guys eat on these things? Fish?

Sailor: What the f*ck are you and where did you come from we’re in the middle of the ocean

Me: Can I have that fruit

Sailor: No. Absolutely not.

Me: Fair. *jumps overboard with my hydro flask*

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *sitting on top of a building during the beheading of Marie Antoinette*

Me: *pulls a bag of popcorn and some peasant bread out of my backpack*

Roof climbing child: Who are you?

Me: Someone on a roof. *hands them some bread*

Child: Why are you dressed like that?

Me: Because I can.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *arrives home totally plastered*

Friend: You know you’re supposed to water down that kind of wine right

Me: *throws bread at them* It was the Song Dynasty. I was right. Frick you.

[antique-scarecrow]

this post felt like a punishment

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[showerthoughtspost]

The years 2000-2009 were probably the golden age for New Year’s Eve eye glass designers

[big-lebowski-fan-blog]

I hate this so much

[weloveshortvideos]

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

YES

[dorfs]

seeing this video after such a long time was like someone cleaning my soul’s fish bowl and giving it food flakes

[big-lebowski-fan-blog]

shes literally just vibing

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed prophesy

[notherenottherenotanymore]

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

why was this calculated

[sonypraystation]

white people love details

[acoolguy]

could you be more specific?