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annabelle--cane

you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

annabelle--cane

pregnancy happens when two clear-headed adults sign a contract and shake hands, much like a business merger

sandmandaddy69

rottytops

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

werewolf-transgenderism

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

ruinedchildhood

medievaljournalist

kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board

pussyronin-deactivated20260120

Oh boy a blowjob just for me!!! (Disappears into room and starts screaming like newman when he gets eaten by the dilophosaurus in jurassic park)

TGIF

Elmer it’s Thursday, I think you’ve made a mistake

fruitsoftheape100

Be Gentle With Me

animusrox

JURY DUTY (2023-) 1x05 “Ineffective Assistance”

hotvampireadjacent

tiktoksijustthinkareneat

kryptonite-tie

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e

old alt rock fans in the notes are like:

1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics

2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!

0rdi-deactivated20211118

I’m so glad Overwatch’s fandom died in like 2 years on here it was so lame with how people acted like these shallow characters were really that interesting.