Bruce Wayne | Batman

@big-spooky-bat

Please tell me if my kids do something stupid and/or dangerous.

491 posts

Name; Bruce Wayne

Hero; Batman

Team; Justice League

Pronouns; he/him

Height; 6'1"

Birthday; February 19th

Likes; the few days where my children aren't causing chaos

Dislikes; anything I put here would sound too cliche

Ships wit OCs an canon characters! Jus no incest or weird shit. Each RP is a dif timeline unless you wanna hop in a specific one

Yes, you can tag me in things (please), and yes, magic anons (NO PREGNANCY) are allowed.

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Blog owner is 23. This is a blog containin nsfw stuff sometimes, so I'd appreciate it if minors and littles only interacted wit sfw stuff. Any nsfw rp topics will get tagged with "batty's spicy tag".

DMs are always open! Cross-fandom RPs are chill here! I ain't mind havin more than one RP buddy for the same character. Also multiverse shenanigans are welcome here

#how many kids is that now? - Mirror & Batman (platonic, oc @/berrybluegirl )

#deception and magic - Brustantine ( @/the-last-laughing-magician )

#the bat and the cat - Batcat ( @/felinefawn )

#dc rp #batman rp #ha i jus realised i made hal taller than bruce by a single inch #he gon HATE that #hal “ragebait” jordan gon love it tho an thas what matters frfr

I think Step genuinely broke your british boyfriend

Hm. I dread to think what happened.

#batman rp #dc rp #bruce wayne rp #deception and magic

Thank you! These have been good kids, but still,, 6th graders are 6th graders and I am eepy.

(I see that batdad tag, pookie)

Understandable. Please get some actual rest soon.

#//my finger slipped 🤷‍♂️#batman rp #dc rp #bruce wayne rp #the batdad tag

I promise it is not, it is just the poor decision making of a 12 year old. We got some work done and I was able to convince her to just do it later after everything.

I see. Good job, Pyxrin. :) .

#batman rp #dc rp #bruce wayne rp #the batdad tag

what would you do if your significant other didn't get along with your kids?

They'd no longer be my significant other.

born-in-the-ace-chemicals

That's quite sweet. I didn't expect such from Batman.

My kids will always come first.

Istg this kid chooses the most inopportune time to do things. We finished rehearsal, which means we move to sectionals, so the other band that uses that room cna move in there, and SHE DECIDED TO RELACE HER SHOES IN A WAY SHE HADN'T DONE BEFORE EVER RIGHT THEN AND THERE??? GIRL WE HAVE 2 MINUTES TO GET OUT OF HERE AND DOWNSTAIR WAIT UNTIL TONGIHT????

Hmm. Might be because of nerves? But I agree, time and place.

#batman rp #dc rp #bruce wayne rp

what would you do if your significant other didn't get along with your kids?

They'd no longer be my significant other.

#batman rp #dc rp #bruce wayne rp #the batdad tag

One of them tried to play jump the roof, the other is drunk. One is hanging off Selina, Barbs is crying.. probably drunk too. And then Jason is just passed out on the stairs... Again.

Hff..

Alright. I'll.. Carry them all to their rooms and tuck them in for the night.

so YOU are why i woke up in my bed?

Yes. Stop passing out on the stairs, please.

i’m gonna fall asleep on the stairs just to spite you.

Then I'll carry you to your room again.

okay. i’ll just keep falling asleep on the stairs.

arabella-drake-wayne

Breaking News : He just wants to be held

Hmm..

arabella-drake-wayne

Saying it how it is 🤷‍♀️

…Side note can I have $700?

What do you need it for?

arabella-drake-wayne

Nothing bad!

I wasn't assuming it was, though now I'm even more curious.

One of them tried to play jump the roof, the other is drunk. One is hanging off Selina, Barbs is crying.. probably drunk too. And then Jason is just passed out on the stairs... Again.

Hff..

Alright. I'll.. Carry them all to their rooms and tuck them in for the night.

so YOU are why i woke up in my bed?

Yes. Stop passing out on the stairs, please.

i’m gonna fall asleep on the stairs just to spite you.

Then I'll carry you to your room again.

okay. i’ll just keep falling asleep on the stairs.

arabella-drake-wayne

Breaking News : He just wants to be held

Hmm..

arabella-drake-wayne

Saying it how it is 🤷‍♀️

…Side note can I have $700?

What do you need it for?

Bart gave me

an

edible

YUMMYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@jokerized-fries

I hope you're having fun, and that you're somewhere safe.

jokerized-fries

Thank gue 😼

🎉🎉🎉🎉

How are you feeling?

Bart gave me

an

edible

YUMMYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@jokerized-fries

I hope you're having fun, and that you're somewhere safe.

#tw edibles #batman rp #dc rp #bruce wayne rp #the batdad tag

One of them tried to play jump the roof, the other is drunk. One is hanging off Selina, Barbs is crying.. probably drunk too. And then Jason is just passed out on the stairs... Again.

Hff..

Alright. I'll.. Carry them all to their rooms and tuck them in for the night.

so YOU are why i woke up in my bed?

Yes. Stop passing out on the stairs, please.

i’m gonna fall asleep on the stairs just to spite you.

Then I'll carry you to your room again.

okay. i’ll just keep falling asleep on the stairs.

arabella-drake-wayne

Breaking News : He just wants to be held

Hmm..

Hey bruce! Call your magic british boyfriend! We need his ass to help with these demons NOW

..Alright.

@the-last-laughing-magician you're needed.

#batman rp #dc rp #bruce wayne rp #deception and magic

who is your greatest failure? me or two face?

I don't consider you a failure. I failed you, yes, but you yourself aren't a failure. Nowhere near.

#batman rp #dc rp #bruce wayne rp #the batdad tag

Father, quick question. Where do you keep the Tylenol/ibuprofen?

In the medicine cabinet. Why?

biancawayneofficial

No reason :D

If you're injured, please stop by the medbay.

Father, quick question. Where do you keep the Tylenol/ibuprofen?

In the medicine cabinet. Why?

#batman rp #dc rp #bruce wayne rp #the batdad tag

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy bats you would love me no matter what because I was your first son and you love me so much right??? Even if I hypothetically blew up a bunch of my bat gear by putting it in my boyfriends washer hypothetically of course

Of course. Do you need a new washing machine?

I already bought a new one…Also I retired lol just thought I’d tell you have a fantastic daaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I’m not gonna do anything else that’s devious

You retired? I see. What'll you do now?

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