miss communication stuns in new selfie

bug with a huge ass and a huger heart

[fuckedelf]

My penis and balls itch so bad I wondar if it has anything 2 do with the anthill I fucked?

[socio--flower]

Kill yourself

Kill me yourself you fucking pussy

[wosp-reactivated]

One day a tooth will hop out of your mouth and start singing, kill it. Be prepared.

[cottoncandylesbo]

my pet cloud got off-leash again and it struck the neighbor's cat with lightning, now theyre all mad and shit as if its my fault. i punished my cloud with three hundred gorilla punches. none of them landed. im a bad owner a bad bad owner

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[till-dawn-do-us-part]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[cutecipher]

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

[7dmom]

The non-ensouled give birth not to children; but candy

[3000s]

dont come into my house acting like a baby centipede

[chromaticrainarts]

Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming

[chromaticrainarts]

Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming

[almondcroissantsandink]

one laundry night they definitely start discussing how many Earth-named constellations are based on Greek myths, and then that definitely brings up the Odyssey (and how it relates to their current journey to Erid), and they spend the next week or so spinning tales and having Mary read the poem aloud and Rocky makes miniatures so Grace can act it out

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been