Big Bird

I just want a house man

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BNHA AU but it’s The Conjuring universe (movie version). Katsuki is Ed Warren and he’s over protective over his psychic wife husband, Izuku. Do you get the vision? (Pun intended)

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BNHA AU where All Might is gravely injured (either by AFO or someone else) and has no choice but to pass down OFA to the first person he can find bleeding out in an alley alone; 6 year old Izuku Midoriya.

Except Izuku is homeless and the only people he interacts with are his bullies at school, no one who would believe his story of being gifted a quirk.

So now Yagi’s gotta watch from within the quirk the blood loss and panicked decision of giving the world’s most powerful but dangerous quirk to an abused little kid who doesn’t know anything’s about it. The kid hasn’t been able to activate it yet, but it’s only a matter of time…

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Garden Gang Bonding Over Dead Moms:

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Headcannon that the academy administration paperwork is a mess. Between dragons trying to guess human ages and details and then the students who can’t read or refuse to do admission paperwork.

That’s why CPK was “14” even though he’s a grown ass man. It was the professor’s best guess, only corrected when human teachers started coming back.

Elaina has no paperwork because they gave it to her when she couldn’t read. She just used it for rolling paper.

Cam answered about 4 questions with “Prince of KEWLTOWN” and then gave it to his horse delivered. It’s now half eaten and kicked underneath a book case.

Scott was the only one who did his correctly but then Drift and Shelby wrote over all his answers with different snow puns and ice cream flavours.

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Polycule Vulpes dorm.

That’s it, that’s the post.

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After watching Shubble’s latest VOD-

Y’all that tree seems like such foreshadowing…

A meeting spot in case of disaster, until the day comes and only 3/4 of them are able to actually make it there.

Or they manage to make it out of the academy alive only to find the tree with such precious memories devastated by the corruption. Their names on rotting bark being swallowed by the ground.

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Fan theory for The Flight SMP-

(Mind you I’m a Shubble pov’r)

They all were contaminated by the corruption in that first battle. Not only killing their original dragons but sending them into an alternate world where they continuously “go to school” in an empty academy. Almost like a dream state.

They can only really interact with each other and wander the endless halls. Occasionally, perhaps someone from the outside, tries to send them a message. Sending a book through to a place they swear they had checked before.

But it has to be worded carefully; like a story. If the corruption senses that something is trying wake them up, it lashes out. The corrupted rituals poking at the edges of the made up reality.

Tldr: everyone’s in dragon limbo

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My first post for QSMP2!! I’m mainly watching from Tina’s perspective at the moment and I wanna say I don’t think that “Cucurucho” is Cucurucho.

Like I know it’s somewhat cannon that Cucurucho can be cloned a million different times and still be the same hive mind entity. But whoever this new one is… he has something in him that federation did not program. This guy is haunted as hell.

My going theory is that when the first island was destroyed, the federation lost all their dna samples and projects in the process. They had enough to make a new island but not necessarily a new Cucurucho, or at least not in the same way. They had to add things that weren’t there for the original and it’s causing the DNA to split, mutate, and haunt the whole goddamn island.

Maybe even, while the original Cucurucho died, the darker one survived through supernatural means and that’s what made up for lost DNA.

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Starting yet another play through of Stardew Valley and the day after I meet the wizard for the first time, the green rain event happens.

Like, all the NPC’s freaking out over this unnatural disaster and my little pixel self, “Damn, I took a swig of this green stuff yesterday. This might be my bad folks.”

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Thinking of Hermitcraft Season 11 Joel being the future version of the Mezalean King. Driven mad manic by the loss of his friends and his kingdom, he’s reinvented himself, trying to avoid the same fate.

Now he resides in a new land, using a combination of the remains of his colourful kingdom, the magic of the old world, and bright pink buildings near the sea to call out to his ocean goddess wife.

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Do you think in another life, she gets to live in the castle she built with her family?

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Pyro “No One Mourns the Wicked” Scythe

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SLIGHT VAMPIRES SPOILERS

In every universe, Shelby becomes a New Yorker

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Consider- I ignore the inevitable heart breaking ending and instead write an AU fic of Shelby, Drift, and Avid as paranormal investigators.

Featuring characters such as local mansion baron Scott, resident lumberjack recluse Owen, archive historian Apo, and many more!

When life gets you down write your own ending and put that goosebumps intro beat over it.

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Shubble trying to get a crypt sleepover going while everyone else loses their minds

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Y’all I think the sleepover is cancelled

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After going through the episode 7 experience from Shubble’s pov, it feels like a horror movie. Like you’re yelling at the screen for the character to run.

In my head, the “happy ending” is Shelby and Drift running before the battle starts; hunkering down somewhere until they can leave. Then the two of them travel the world looking for other paranormal phenomenon. Maybe for Shelby’s book, maybe to bring Avid back once more…

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Shubble trying to get a crypt sleepover going while everyone else loses their minds