you die or you die dude

bigby | any pronouns | 28

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 63

Alucard (Castlevania)

Caleb Widogast (Critical Role)

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[depsidase]

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[nyancrimew]

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

[punkitt-is-here]

so I had an interesting time yesterday

[therobinflieseast]

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[shencomix]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

[missandryifyourenasty]

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

[notogdenjesse]

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

[missandryifyourenasty]

!!!!!!

[bioluminescently-unfolding]

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

[bigbyshands]

i am so drunk rn. chillin tho

[bigbyshands]

i miss my mom

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[skidfarts]

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

[morphogenetic]

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

follow me for more great posts other people made

[gerardwaist]

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public