Lying Liars
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Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.
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Lying Liars
YES!
Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.
I had to check this wasn’t The Onion
QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!
100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever
What Was Your Score?
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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)
If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly
There is no romance in decay when the decaying is easy
You are naught but pawns in my game
I hope some of y'all take this as a sign to rest intentionally too.
if you're "resting" but thinking of all the things you have to do, that's not resting, that's rotting. Even if you haven't done anything all day, give yourself some time to rest and truly relax. When you let yourself relax guilt free, you actually regain energy for your responsibilities.
this post has helped me a number of times since I first saw it. I have realized I was rotting instead of resting, and depending on the circumstance, got up to do something, or settled more comfortably to actually rest.
Thank you.
"rot or rest" sounds like the world's worst game show
this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops
puppy crushes are such an underrated relationship dynamic. I love a character that's admires another character so much they can't help but have a little crush about it, and the other character has no obligation to return the sentiment. I love when romantic tension/ yearning is resolved by evolution of character rather than obligatory fulfillment of the desire. I love romantic feelings that have to be grown out of for a character to mature.
it’s never not funny to me how much Deltarune fans Do Not fuck with sans anywhere near as much as Undertale fans do, let alone the sans/toriel relationship (platonic or otherwise)
I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.
the forest is also a metaphor for his bush
how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isn’t even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys
cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging
m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still
the problem is that lack of enrichment WILL turn you into the most abhorrent little gremlin bastard known to mankind and it's entirely on you to notice that ah, yes, it's been two months since you've seen anything other than your flat, your workplace, a friend if you're doing well, and the same three streets you walk every day. and then you just gotta sternly grab yourself by the scruff and go maybe take a beach/lake/forest day or visit an art gallery or whatever and then, respectfully, calm the ever-loving fuck down
It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
Actually I've decided this is a poem
obsessed with this sound that gets made when Kris eats a CD Bagel. its so mysterious and sad and alien and melancholy...
HERE I COME SUPER SMASH BROS!!!
🦋🎼🎵
if you are from the united kingdom, do you know what apprenticeship was in the context of emancipation from chattel slavery?
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reblog for more responses please
if you are from the united kingdom, do you know what manumission was in the context of chattel slavery?
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if you are from the united kingdom, do you know the details regarding reparations to involved parties in the emancipation proclaimation?
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martyr / mausoleum
how often are you getting a headache
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how often are you getting a tummy ache
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Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too