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beesmygod

i dont think american comfort is inherently worth more than the lives of the people we abuse to obtain/maintain it

theyll-never-search-the-pfp

i greatly respect the way you just start shit for fun. 10/10 bait master

:) ty

don't you love it when people will make extremely batshit claims and then never try to back up what they meant

getting mad because I criticized the thing you like lol

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

deadelated

oblyvian

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241

zsnes

director: ok cut

adam sandler: was that good? i think that was our best take

director: on hold on, the boom mike was in the shot, we need another take. reset.

cockatoo being boiled alive in chocolate:

penisman9000

outsidewolves

broken-horn-of-equius

Is this about how ppl born in the late 20th century have a unique and fluid experience of navigating barriers to information access and its our responsibility to teach the younger folks how to tinker with technology to avoid being spoonfed everything we experience in order to have critical skills that keep us informed, autonomous, and able to hold power despite looming threats of authoritarianism or..........???

bigbigtruck

i love love lOVE the additional element of “the only information that’s free is the ‘how we’re going to hell’” BS. Chef’s kiss.

legalarson

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

if you say more slurs three times fast the kids on /b/ might let you into their discord server! go on buddy you can do it

Whats /b/ sorry im not as online as you

sharkyuwu

beesmygod

the fact that this wasnt mocked en masse was INSANE

THIS LOOKS SO FAKE I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. ITS OK TO BE WHITE PERSEPHONE

larnax

[ id:

1: a reply by hirudineo reading "Remember " never apologize for being sicilian ""

2: a panel from Lore Olympus showing Hades, a blue-skinned man with a large pointed nose and concerned expression gripping Persephone, a much smaller pink-skinned woman with wide eyes. Hades says "There is nothing wrong with being raised in one of our motherland's great regions. Never apologize for being Sicilian".

/ end id ]

prudencepaccard

oh it’s real, the north did and does treat the south terribly

prudencepaccard

was looking for this Lega Nord genocidal fantasy thing and couldn't find it but now I found it. I KNEW I didn't hallucinate it >Next month Donatella Galli, a former Northern League councillor, is due in court over a Facebook post in which she called on Italy’s volcanoes to wipe out southerners. “To me, southerners are like the Jews were to Hitler, and should be placed in ovens,” she said in defending the post. but sure the Lore Olympus thing should have been "mocked en masse" and for the recoord I'm pretty sure original context of the comic isn't even northern vs. southern Italy, it's Greece vs. "provincial" Magna Graecia––the "motherland" in question is Greece, not Italy. The Italian politics just became relevant because people decided to mock the comic in ways that showed they're super ignorant about that TOO

bigcittycummer

I cook-a da pizza

yrfemmehusband

Pro tip if you see at least 50 people say "wait that's not normal??" In the comments of some neurodivergent relatability post then it probably is, in fact, normal. Daydreaming to songs is normal, I promise you. Most everything about being neurodivergent is normal, it's just the degree to which it affects you and your life that makes it abnormal.