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One last dance of Italy for the road, friends?

#crankgameplays #ethan nestor #unus annus #team unus #mark fischbach #markiplier #team annus #unus annus memes #crankgameplays memes #markiplier meme #amy nelson #the dance of italy #memento mori #eef #Unus annus clip #diy cheese

xener-aol

alice-of-scales-deactivated2026

mwg-drwg

Please stop he is drowning…..

pocket-deer-belly

Gone forever

cloverslime

Bless everyone who puts a keep reading button on their long fics

I'm fighting for my life trying to scroll past these 10K-30k word fics 😭

#fanfiction #x reader

Happy pride month!

gender fluid implies a liquid which implies it could be soup

consider joining me in referring to yourself as gender soup

#happy pride 🌈#happy pride month #genderfluid #pride month

I AM NOT A PORN BOT.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY PROFILE PICTURE IS CUNTY ETHAN NESTOR SERVING AND MARKIPLIER LICKING SOAP.

A PORN BOT COULD NEVER HAVE THAT LEVEL OF WHIMSY AND SWAG

#markiplier #ethan nestor

sometimes-petty

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

reniplier

WKM incorrect quotes

Dark: You’re not aloud to fall in love with Y/N

Illinois: Wont be a problem.

Illinois a few hours later: THERES A PROBLEM.

———————————————————–

Y/N:*shows up late for meeting*

Dark: You’re late.

Y/N:You’re stunning

Dark:

Dark:…You’re forgiven

———————————————————–

Wilford: Wait, what time is it? *Looks at microwave counting down*

Wilford: Fuck, its 36, Im late.

Y/N: Wil, no-

———————————————————–

Dark: I can’t belive Mark betrayed us, why is it always the ones you expect the most?

———————————————————–

Dark: Y/N, have you ever considered having a child with me?

Y/N: You mean another one, because we already have three.

Dark: No…we dont?

Wilford, Yancy and Yan fighting over the same knife: Yeah. Dad, what’re they talking about?

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Y/N: Why do you have a picture of a narwhal on your wall?

Wilford: I just think mythical creatures are neat.

Y/N:

Y/N: Wilford, narwhals are real.

Wilford:

Wilford: NARWHALS ARE REAL?!?!?

———————————————————–

Y/N: I hate you!

Dark: Oh yeah? Well, I hate you too!

Y/N: *tearing up* You what?

———————————————————–

Yancy: Studies show that you are cute.

Y/N: source?

Yancy: Myself.

———————————————————–

Wilford: Sooo… what’s it like dating Y/N?

Illinois: Once, I asked them for a glass of water while they were pissed at me, and they brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”

———————————————————–

Dark: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I have a crush on Y/N.

Y/N: (walks past Dark)

Dark: (ignores them)

Dark: That went pretty well.

———————————————————–

Actor: *enters the room*

Dark: Ah fuck! See I thought I was gonna have a happy day but then you walked in.

Wilford: What’d did he do?

Dark: Bitch gotta exist.

Y/N: *turns to Actor* Why would you do that?

———————————————————–

Dark: (puts a piece of bread on both sides of your face)

Dark: What are you?

Y/N: Yours!

Dark while tearing up and voice cracking: Lame-

———————————————————–

Wilford: What are your kinks?

Yancy: This is kinda out there, but… love and support from people who love me as much as I love them.

Wilford: Corny. Anyways, I wanna be choked-

———————————————————–

Y/N: I wish I was a princess.

Actor: You’re my princess, and this is our realm.

Y/N: *looking around the Mansion* This kingdom sucks.

———————————————————–

Yan: I invited you here because I crave the deadliest game.

Y/N,who spends too much time around Wilford.: Knife monopoly.

Yan: I was actually gonna hunt you down for sport, but now I’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly

———————————————————–

Y/N: Well,fuck me if I’m wrong but-

Actor: You’re wrong.

Y/N: But-

Actor: *taking off his robe* YOU’RE WRONG.

———————————————————–

Wilford, at the zoo with Y/N: (pointing to the closest animal) What are they in for?

Y/N: You know this isn’t a prison, right?

Wilford: So they can just leave?

Y/N: Well…no.

Wilford: (pointing at a penguin) I bet that one’s in for murder.

———————————————————–

Actor: *crying*

Dark: Mark, whats wrong?

Actor: I don’t want to talk about it.

Dark: Thank god, because-

Actor: It all started years ago…

———————————————————–

Y/N: Why are you always so gloomy?

Dark: My tragic backstory only unlocks at friendship level: 3

Y/N: What level am I?

Dark: 58, so it all started when-

———————————————————–

Wilford: *Pulls out a knife*

Y/N: Oh no.

Wilford: *Opens a box with it*

Y/N: oh okay.

Wilford: *Pulls a gun out of the box*

Y/N: Oh NO-

———————————————————–

Y/N: I am seeing someone, but I am worried about telling you who, because you are not gonna like it.

Dark: Just rip the bandage off, Y/N, it can’t be that bad.

Y/N: It’s Mark.

Dark: Put the bandage back on.

———————————————————–

Dark: STOP USING Y/N AS A PUPPET.

Wilford: *swing Y/Ns arms back and fourth* BRING ME A SANDWICH, BITCH!

———————————————————–

Actor: I’m ignoring you.

Y/N:

Actor: I said I’m ignoring you!

Y/N:

Actor: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!

———————————————————–

Y/N: I’m willing to do a lot of things.

Y/N: But admitting to Dark that I’m cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.

———————————————————–

Actor: It’s not stalking. I’m just trying to create a situation where Y/N gets used to seeing me in their world!

Yancy: Stalking.

Actor: No. Casual random encounters.

Dark: Which you engineer – and it’s called stalking.

———————————————————–

Yancy: I need you

Y/N: For?

Yancy: Ever.

Y/N: *tearing up* oh-

———————————————————–

Wilford: I’d rather kill Actor than watch Y/N cry.

You, vaguely upset: hey guys, I sorta had a bad day-

Wilford, loading a gun: Motherfucker better be prepared to take his last breath.

———————————————————–

Illinois: Listen kid-

Y/n: Please, call me Y/n.

Illinois: I’d really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.

———————————————————–

Y/N: I’ve got my scooter. I’ve got my boys.

Google: We are not their boys.

Everyone else in the mansion: Yes, yes we are.

———————————————————–

Y/N: Hey Wilf, can I go out with Yan?

Wilford: What did Dark say?

Y/N: He said no.

Wilford: Then why would I say yes?

Y/N: Because he’s not the boss of you.

Wilford, thinking.: This is a trap. This is a trap. This is a trap. This is a tr-

———————————————————–

Yancy: Y/N, you know Dark will never agree to this plan.

Y/N: Sure he will!

Yancy: I’ve already asked him three times, he won’t do it

Y/N: Let me try

Y/N: *walks up to Dark* Can we-

Dark: Yes.

———————————————————–

Y/N: I have been building Bings trust for years with high-fives. Today I’m going to hit him with a “too slow.”

Y/N: Welcome to the real world, kid.

Google: *tearing up* Thats my s/o.

———————————————————–

Wilford: I’m 50% intelligence, 80% power, and 70% a natural hero.

Google: That’s 200% percent.

Wilford: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

#5 years later this is still funny #mark fischbach #markiplier #markiplier egos

mobanjaree

the lost boys assassinating ronald reagan moodboard

locked-dog

Fellas it's not gay if you Mount me like a dog. It's just setting dominance. I promise.

dutchster

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

Obsessed with all the chaotic things you little freaks are doing in tomodochi life

#tomodochi life #tomodachi living the dream

halloweentrickortreat

bibo-deactivated20240915

ABBA is special. Listen to Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) and tell me you dont feel something. You'd be lying. I could kill a man rn

mityenka

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

pencil-n-pen

hey guys sorry for disappearing i got a boyfriend irl. there’s hope for us

inthelow

JIMIN — park jimin.

pairing: Jimin! park jimin reader x park! jimin

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word count: +2k Jimin.

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“Jimin… jimin jimin jimin jimin?”

bigdickdaddysatan

I don't typically reblog fanfiction but this one changed my life

#park jimin #park jimin x reader #bts jimin #bts x reader #jimin x reader #Fanfiction #bts

thatsmolwolf

“Oh gosh I think im bleeding through my pants.”

The humble blood clot:

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