Jitters ⚽️☕️

bzzert! BUFFEST bird on the planet coffee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[jitters-offical]

Yo! Nice to meet you! My name's Jitters!

I'm big into fitness, but I bet that was obvious. In fact, my fingers probably got super buff typing this, bzzert!

Folks keep saying I'm addicted to coffee. I am NOT addicted to coffee. Totally. Heh.

He/him but they is fine I think

Before you interact:

We all have collective muscle

We are all ripped and buff and

I do not do crack

I do not do crack

I do not do crack

I swear bro

I love coffee

NOT crack

Got it? Okay.

Bzzert!

ᯓ⚽️ When you're a team of one, you're always captain! ⚡︎

(okay i hate intro posts OOC stuff and tags below)

hello, mod speaking! just got back into my animal crossing phase and i dunno why but my brain is very fixated on this sleep deprived bird, so obviously i made an offical on him as we all do when we like something. right? just me?

i will occasionally yknow not type with the perfect grammar for yknow humor purposes

i will try to make this sound like the villager its based off of but might also go off of my personal interpretations of said villager. i will write these posts incorporating my personal headcanons and interpretations of the villager this blog is based off of ‼️

sometimes ( all the time ) i will go into full roleplay mode. that is my autism and love of writing / roleplaying talking /silly

this account is not actually affiliated with nintendo or animal crossing yada yada. just a dumbass teenager who likes jitters

okay, tags.

#whats the latest? - posts

#mailbox - asks i recieve

#letters - asks i send

and as i do for my other blogs, i will tag my reblogs with #reblog

mod is a minor and autistic, please be patient

i dont feel like explaining my other info here. i have 3 other offical blogs, go look at them. all you need to know is that on this blog, i am jitters /silly

no but jokes aside mod is VERY easy to find my main is LITERALLY on my first post so,,,

ok uhm,,.,.,

shoutout to bree

i will not be using your tag but shoutout to you

greatest debut of all time

soccer divider - https://www.tumblr.com/thecutestgrotto/753452568286576640/sports-themed-ones-could-be-so-cute?source=share

blinkie by @furkitty ily oomf /p

[character-association-game]

oh my god we GET IT. YOURE BUFF!!!!!

[space-station-level-stella]

….dare I say jitters…….

[jitters-offical]

[character-association-game]

oh my god we GET IT. YOURE BUFF!!!!!

[0blender0]

FUCKING COBB

[daisies-for-fingers]

this is every jock villager honestly

[jeremiah-ac-offical]

im so :3

[scoot-official]

im so :D

[jitters-offical]

I’m so :>

[renee-offical]

MY FRIEND IS PHOTOSHOPPING ME INTO IMAGES OF PETE WENTZ AJDBWJDJWJDH

[jitters-offical]

*Says something very Brazilian and clicks post*

[katt-offical]

this is why you lost the world cut, purrty.

[jitters-offical]

I’d get really mad right now but you misspelled World Cup so I’m gonna laugh at you instead, bzzert!

[jitters-offical]

*Says something very Brazilian and clicks post*

[jeremiah-ac-offical]

i love sleepingg

[renee-offical]

what the fuck is a “sleep”

[jeremiah-ac-offical]

its like when you close your eyes and go zzzzzzzz

[renee-offical]

thank you for this information Jeremiah

[jeremiah-ac-offical]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[renee-offical]

oh okay

[jitters-offical]

I’m pouring water on him

[agent-s-offical]

[renee-offical]

CACKLING FGFHDGDJHSHDH

[jeremiah-ac-offical]

i love sleepingg

[renee-offical]

what the fuck is a “sleep”

[jeremiah-ac-offical]

its like when you close your eyes and go zzzzzzzz

[renee-offical]

thank you for this information Jeremiah

[jeremiah-ac-offical]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[renee-offical]

oh okay

[jitters-offical]

I’m pouring water on him

[renee-offical]

wouldnt it be funny if I joined this place for some reason

[agent-s-offical]

YES MORE OF US ARE JOINING WJFHJEHEJ HEHEHEHH

[jitters-offical]

HI RENÉE

[jitters-offical]

So... Ace. I know this is SUCH a basic question, but how do you feel about him?

He's pretty cool. I think. He always acts like he's mad at me, bzzert.

Actually... now that I think about it, I barely see that guy happy about anything. Ya think something happened with him?

[jitters-offical]

What if my fingers get so buff that a mere tap on my NookPhone would shatter the screen???

[agent-s-offical]

(post is meant to be scheduled for july 2nd 7am est pls tell me if i messed up)

[jitters-offical]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGENT S!!!!!!! May your birthday be as ripped as can be!

[addictbwn]

hey so who was gonna tell me keaton serves so much cunt god DAMN

[agent-s-offical]

@keaton-offical

[keaton-offical]

where's the lie, wingo 😼

[jitters-offical]

Keaton bro🥹🥹🥹

[addictbwn]

this took eight hours 🥹🥹🥹

them. theyre what remain of my 6 storyline villagers (6 storyline villagers = the first two starters, the 3-plot villagers, & the campsite smug) and theyre best friends #trustme

someone caption this

[jitters-offical]

ME I SEE ME

[jitters-offical]

I'm buff

[addictbwn]

i hate myself

i made a satire fic thats just kinda poking fun at my silly island because i love all my villagers very muc

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87309841/chapters/231265801

yeahhhhh read my islandslop. anyone can read

[jitters-offical]

*sips more coffee*

[agent-s-offical]

I'm in this too

if you want a case of how absolutely random this fic is, Marina and I are yuri here

and Jitters is a fucking dumbass

(read the fic seriously)

[jitters-offical]

I'm not a dumbass :(

I'm a dumbabs :(

[agent-s-offical]

Jitters ohmigosh

[jitters-offical]

:(

[agent-s-offical]

you smell your clothes are all sweatyyyyy ewwww

[jitters-offical]

What do you want me to do about that?? My jersey is too far gone to be washed, bzzert...

[agent-s-offical]

dude I work out and I make sure I'm actually CLEAN.

[jitters-offical]

Would you prefer me to be naked?? Is that what you want?? Wooooow.

[agent-s-offical]

WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT

I JUST DONT WANT TO SMELL YOUR SWEATINESS. THAT'S ALL, SIDEKICK.

[jitters-offical]

That's impossible! My sweaty smell is perpetual!

[agent-s-offical]

istg

[jitters-offical]

So are you and Marina yuri oooor

[agent-s-offical]

STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE TOPIC YOU SWEATY BUM